As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19149. | John (abusiveslider) | 61.63 | 94% | 2021-03-20 |
| 19150. | FRATNIX (fratnix) | 61.63 | 95% | 2022-01-17 |
| 19151. | Rohan (r2d3) | 61.63 | 96% | 2021-04-12 |
| 19152. | Matt (makeanameforyourself) | 61.63 | 97% | 2019-08-18 |
| 19153. | Arvid (bottiger) | 61.63 | 97% | 2019-04-01 |
| 19154. | John (jmmo) | 61.62 | 97% | 2019-09-26 |
| 19155. | J (jj024) | 61.62 | 98% | 2021-12-07 |
| 19156. | Leo (ash152152) | 61.62 | 92% | 2016-02-17 |
| 19157. | Alexis (qeryi) | 61.61 | 90% | 2017-05-14 |
| 19158. | Advait (amwal) | 61.61 | 96% | 2020-07-27 |
| 19159. | vinoth0708 (vinoth0708) | 61.61 | 95% | 2022-09-25 |
| 19160. | Ben (realolympian) | 61.61 | 98% | 2021-09-18 |
| 19161. | Leon (kahelleon) | 61.61 | 96% | 2020-12-18 |
| 19162. | Isa (dxnamic_) | 61.61 | 97% | 2021-03-26 |
| 19163. | Shu (shuhang1106) | 61.61 | 96% | 2017-01-23 |
| 19164. | Midnight (onepanda) | 61.61 | 93% | 2016-10-01 |
| 19165. | typo11 (typo11) | 61.60 | 99% | 2020-10-21 |
| 19166. | Benjamin (banjo_) | 61.60 | 96% | 2022-03-09 |
| 19167. | Hoang (feelsdankman_1) | 61.60 | 95% | 2020-09-30 |
| 19168. | Jan (jfornoff) | 61.59 | 95% | 2016-02-14 |
| 19169. | Ying-Chen (nash_equilibrium) | 61.59 | 96% | 2022-12-03 |
| 19170. | loc (loctheog) | 61.57 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
| 19171. | downbad typer (jdkosmicki) | 61.56 | 96% | 2023-05-29 |
| 19172. | fabio (fabokitas) | 61.56 | 96% | 2023-01-29 |
| 19173. | Jayson (jayrx12) | 61.56 | 97% | 2018-07-05 |
| 19174. | pbwn (pbwn) | 61.56 | 98% | 2023-02-18 |
| 19175. | Max (sharkey111) | 61.56 | 97.4% | 2021-02-04 |
| 19176. | Kawsar (kawasar5685) | 61.55 | 95% | 2023-02-27 |
| 19177. | Fabian (fabii1309) | 61.55 | 96% | 2020-09-06 |
| 19178. | Alex (alexxx010) | 61.55 | 90% | 2015-07-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |