The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14140. | shashinagraj (nagrajshashi) | 81.61 | 97.2% | 2023-09-14 |
| 14141. | type (typeracer1111111111) | 81.61 | 98% | 2021-07-18 |
| 14142. | Theodore (theodore_hui) | 81.61 | 92% | 2014-02-04 |
| 14143. | god (god_is_here) | 81.61 | 98% | 2021-09-07 |
| 14144. | Kartik (kitrak95) | 81.61 | 96% | 2018-11-23 |
| 14145. | Gascoigne (correctionhaha) | 81.61 | 95% | 2019-12-16 |
| 14146. | Timon (timonius) | 81.61 | 96% | 2014-08-15 |
| 14147. | Fan (fankay) | 81.61 | — | 2010-12-17 |
| 14148. | AleX (alex_t) | 81.61 | 95% | 2015-04-13 |
| 14149. | Lendon (lendon2k5) | 81.60 | 92% | 2013-12-28 |
| 14150. | Shymphony (shymphony) | 81.60 | 94% | 2020-05-09 |
| 14151. | Rasmus (hoodstar) | 81.60 | 85% | 2013-01-17 |
| 14152. | Ryan (clever986) | 81.60 | 98% | 2015-05-15 |
| 14153. | Kristin (thompsonk) | 81.60 | — | 2010-05-21 |
| 14154. | Maritta (maritta) | 81.60 | — | 2010-02-11 |
| 14155. | emu (emu995) | 81.60 | 97% | 2013-02-12 |
| 14156. | Zero (kaminari_zero) | 81.59 | 98% | 2023-08-08 |
| 14157. | Rhys (rhosllop) | 81.59 | 97% | 2022-11-27 |
| 14158. | Ross (rosstheboss24) | 81.59 | 97% | 2021-01-28 |
| 14159. | b (ninjac) | 81.59 | — | 2008-12-01 |
| 14160. | Jason (goosejuice) | 81.59 | 97% | 2020-03-01 |
| 14161. | Jckyy (jckyy) | 81.59 | 97% | 2018-04-12 |
| 14162. | Mike (fdsa) | 81.59 | — | 2009-12-04 |
| 14163. | Violet (violmend7) | 81.59 | 96% | 2019-06-05 |
| 14164. | Doug (napster1) | 81.59 | 98% | 2014-06-10 |
| 14165. | Koki (frequentflyer) | 81.58 | 97% | 2017-06-19 |
| 14166. | Skyler (skylersanzo) | 81.58 | 97% | 2018-04-03 |
| 14167. | GeekyPianst (geekypianst) | 81.58 | 96% | 2022-09-14 |
| 14168. | saeednezamy@gmail.com (saee... | 81.58 | 96% | 2016-05-25 |
| 14169. | DAViD (davidkapro) | 81.58 | 97% | 2014-08-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |