So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10072. | NonQuit Topre (cantera) | 85.54 | 94% | 2016-08-29 |
| 10073. | Jay (thecolourblack) | 85.54 | 91% | 2016-01-20 |
| 10074. | Mr (mr_otaku) | 85.53 | 97% | 2021-04-19 |
| 10075. | Fast&Furious7 (fastandfurio... | 85.53 | 99% | 2014-03-05 |
| 10076. | planetcall (planetcall) | 85.53 | — | 2009-05-11 |
| 10077. | Christy (cbartolain) | 85.53 | — | 2010-06-23 |
| 10078. | Brandon (laogic) | 85.52 | 95% | 2016-04-25 |
| 10079. | mars (marswork) | 85.52 | 97% | 2014-10-22 |
| 10080. | angrathar (angrathar) | 85.52 | 97% | 2017-01-07 |
| 10081. | Darwin (dwaxe) | 85.51 | 90% | 2012-03-07 |
| 10082. | Happy (ragtag) | 85.51 | 94% | 2013-04-28 |
| 10083. | Myke (apilak) | 85.51 | 97% | 2011-06-05 |
| 10084. | Link (palfuzonk) | 85.51 | 92% | 2014-12-22 |
| 10085. | No one (howardog0707) | 85.51 | 90% | 2011-12-30 |
| 10086. | David (doctor55) | 85.51 | 98% | 2014-05-26 |
| 10087. | Digvijay (digags) | 85.51 | — | 2010-09-27 |
| 10088. | e (revengepug) | 85.50 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 10089. | twitch.tv/empyr1cal (fritte... | 85.50 | 95% | 2021-11-24 |
| 10090. | Azure (azureflash) | 85.50 | — | 2010-04-25 |
| 10091. | AJ (ragingkeys) | 85.50 | 98% | 2015-08-18 |
| 10092. | gb (practicegb) | 85.50 | 97% | 2013-10-01 |
| 10093. | L (omar91089) | 85.50 | 95% | 2011-12-12 |
| 10094. | Razy (fb_razybobo_nureen) | 85.50 | 95% | 2011-11-03 |
| 10095. | chinguun (chinguun_0301) | 85.49 | 99% | 2022-12-04 |
| 10096. | touchtypepracticer69 (touch... | 85.49 | 98% | 2022-10-30 |
| 10097. | ivan (ivantoodope) | 85.49 | 97% | 2022-03-15 |
| 10098. | Giovanni (klangtheatron) | 85.49 | 98% | 2022-11-04 |
| 10099. | Aaron (kezmer) | 85.49 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
| 10100. | Tim (timcoe1) | 85.49 | 98% | 2016-01-19 |
| 10101. | Good Luck (jajajeremy) | 85.49 | 99% | 2017-11-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |