As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11009. | Matty (realcavs4) | 81.64 | 96.5% | 2025-02-09 |
| 11010. | Felix (felixsantoso) | 81.64 | 98% | 2023-05-02 |
| 11011. | Sean (shimatta) | 81.64 | 96.5% | 2021-02-03 |
| 11012. | Ronan (zzztaco) | 81.64 | 98% | 2018-09-13 |
| 11013. | Irvin (irv05) | 81.63 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
| 11014. | Boltcrasher (boltcrasher) | 81.63 | 95% | 2020-10-25 |
| 11015. | Peter (pitabread13) | 81.63 | 96.4% | 2021-02-04 |
| 11016. | Jack (raspyspartan) | 81.62 | 96.2% | 2021-02-24 |
| 11017. | Jenny (jenny_02) | 81.62 | 97% | 2022-10-24 |
| 11018. | Aleks (aleks8) | 81.62 | 99% | 2017-10-17 |
| 11019. | 4Head (anele) | 81.62 | 94% | 2017-05-04 |
| 11020. | Adam (nostromo13) | 81.62 | 99% | 2015-08-16 |
| 11021. | Michael (khel_diente) | 81.62 | 94% | 2015-10-27 |
| 11022. | 69 WPM (uriel_magana) | 81.61 | 96% | 2016-05-20 |
| 11023. | creatnigcozdontwanttoverify... | 81.61 | 96% | 2024-05-08 |
| 11024. | Caraziness (caraziness) | 81.61 | 87% | 2015-12-10 |
| 11025. | Henry (fastypr) | 81.60 | 98% | 2021-06-01 |
| 11026. | Wazza (wazzahh) | 81.60 | 96% | 2021-06-23 |
| 11027. | Tri (trichy26) | 81.60 | 98% | 2016-10-20 |
| 11028. | b2 (bittumon) | 81.59 | 93% | 2016-06-07 |
| 11029. | Riel (rielgrumal) | 81.59 | 96.7% | 2023-11-04 |
| 11030. | Xenith (t0006234g) | 81.59 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| 11031. | Che (che247) | 81.59 | 96% | 2021-02-25 |
| 11032. | Mattie (mattieshoes) | 81.59 | 92% | 2016-02-17 |
| 11033. | Calypso (lyrarah) | 81.59 | 97% | 2018-10-11 |
| 11034. | Trent (tdavis23540) | 81.58 | 98% | 2023-03-17 |
| 11035. | Johanesic (johanesic) | 81.58 | 96% | 2021-03-25 |
| 11036. | John Isaac (thund3rcl4p) | 81.58 | 97% | 2019-12-11 |
| 11037. | Ilove (ilovehamlet) | 81.58 | 97% | 2018-01-14 |
| 11038. | Vinzie (sleepytom) | 81.57 | 94% | 2025-09-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |