I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11217. | JustAnIntern (botbananaman) | 83.70 | 97% | 2017-11-11 |
| 11218. | Ambiio (ambiio_) | 83.69 | 98% | 2025-04-02 |
| 11219. | biggie (uglybiggie) | 83.69 | 97.2% | 2023-11-07 |
| 11220. | Jesse (anselmipants) | 83.69 | 98% | 2022-06-18 |
| 11221. | Ethan (an3223) | 83.69 | 98% | 2023-04-05 |
| 11222. | Pingbang (pbb_want_to_sleep) | 83.69 | 97.6% | 2021-02-05 |
| 11223. | Alex (tsaalex) | 83.69 | 97% | 2019-11-14 |
| 11224. | KuuCya (kuucya) | 83.68 | 98% | 2021-04-25 |
| 11225. | rohan (roni_goswami9) | 83.68 | 97% | 2022-10-23 |
| 11226. | Jiweon (jeewon) | 83.68 | 98% | 2021-03-27 |
| 11227. | Andy (anubistheawakened) | 83.68 | 96% | 2018-08-29 |
| 11228. | Lucas (animu_123) | 83.67 | 96% | 2018-11-29 |
| 11229. | Typeenthusiast5 (typeenthus... | 83.67 | 97.1% | 2023-11-13 |
| 11230. | Robert (vacker) | 83.67 | 94% | 2016-01-22 |
| 11231. | skream² (galil_gaben) | 83.67 | 98% | 2023-05-05 |
| 11232. | Para (parad) | 83.67 | 98% | 2021-06-22 |
| 11233. | hhesenjan (hhesenjan) | 83.66 | 97% | 2025-04-15 |
| 11234. | Henry (fastypr) | 83.66 | 97% | 2021-06-07 |
| 11235. | Kalihi (kalihi) | 83.66 | 94% | 2018-01-15 |
| 11236. | Micha (derpeus) | 83.66 | 96.4% | 2024-01-09 |
| 11237. | yeems (yeems) | 83.66 | 96% | 2020-01-24 |
| 11238. | Courtney (brooke0309) | 83.66 | 99% | 2019-09-12 |
| 11239. | Kat (katkittyh) | 83.65 | 97% | 2021-08-03 |
| 11240. | Joel (clashofkeys) | 83.65 | 94% | 2016-07-31 |
| 11241. | Jason (jayjayghetto) | 83.65 | 93% | 2015-06-18 |
| 11242. | RapidFingers (sznmorph) | 83.64 | 98% | 2023-05-06 |
| 11243. | Nobody (anhddo) | 83.64 | 98% | 2022-07-03 |
| 11244. | Linus (triplelinus) | 83.64 | 97% | 2020-12-03 |
| 11245. | Omar (omarkhairzada) | 83.64 | 97% | 2017-12-06 |
| 11246. | Björn Orri (bjornorri) | 83.64 | 96% | 2015-04-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |