So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15476. | Denny (shizkr) | 75.47 | 99% | 2020-03-11 |
| 15477. | kyo (kyozanuro) | 75.47 | 93% | 2015-09-11 |
| 15478. | Julie (missballerina) | 75.47 | 96% | 2013-12-04 |
| 15479. | Sylvamas (sylvamas) | 75.47 | 95% | 2017-02-14 |
| 15480. | Juggalo420queef (sacchai) | 75.47 | 95% | 2011-12-06 |
| 15481. | Fifi (fifi6313) | 75.47 | — | 2008-12-03 |
| 15482. | Robert (jstckr) | 75.46 | 91% | 2015-11-25 |
| 15483. | Carlebo (carlebo) | 75.46 | 97% | 2012-11-16 |
| 15484. | Pianist (kagamiyu) | 75.46 | 96% | 2013-09-01 |
| 15485. | oliver (olivermalupet) | 75.46 | 96% | 2023-08-28 |
| 15486. | Petr (jezour) | 75.46 | 98% | 2021-06-07 |
| 15487. | Ken (kenchu123) | 75.46 | 96% | 2019-02-28 |
| 15488. | Eduardo (4lc1d3) | 75.46 | — | 2008-09-09 |
| 15489. | Psycho (psychobrainman) | 75.46 | 99% | 2018-07-04 |
| 15490. | Alex (quantumartifex) | 75.46 | 91% | 2013-07-12 |
| 15491. | Erik (naitmare) | 75.46 | 91% | 2017-01-05 |
| 15492. | alice (alicejessicax) | 75.45 | 90% | 2014-09-24 |
| 15493. | Free Palestine (fastest_as_... | 75.45 | 97.4% | 2023-10-26 |
| 15494. | t (tvctft) | 75.45 | 98% | 2014-04-05 |
| 15495. | Deanna (thequeen) | 75.45 | — | 2008-08-24 |
| 15496. | Steve (scuzzy) | 75.45 | — | 2008-10-16 |
| 15497. | Anthony (antho17) | 75.44 | 97% | 2020-11-06 |
| 15498. | tstats[lzhong0119] (lzhong0... | 75.44 | 95% | 2023-02-05 |
| 15499. | Connor (adefiantturtle) | 75.44 | 97% | 2022-08-28 |
| 15500. | Lewis (lewisisabo) | 75.44 | 96% | 2022-12-17 |
| 15501. | jj (cloutmaester) | 75.44 | 96% | 2019-12-09 |
| 15502. | James (jamesablack) | 75.44 | 98% | 2019-07-08 |
| 15503. | edison (edisonfong123) | 75.44 | 97% | 2017-04-11 |
| 15504. | Thibault (pmgett) | 75.44 | — | 2009-03-22 |
| 15505. | Masturbear (masturbear) | 75.44 | 94% | 2013-09-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |