Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1574. | Yom (qwerf) | 90.16 | 97% | 2019-04-01 |
| 1575. | King Bygone (lil_bygone) | 90.16 | 99% | 2018-07-21 |
| 1576. | Lucas (xxtimedilation) | 90.16 | 98% | 2019-03-16 |
| 1577. | Six (sixray) | 90.13 | 97% | 2019-04-15 |
| 1578. | lumpia (aurelia7) | 90.12 | 96% | 2020-02-19 |
| 1579. | tstats[pumpkinsoup1] (pumpk... | 90.12 | 96% | 2020-01-08 |
| 1580. | Enrique (zero_ortho) | 90.11 | 99% | 2018-03-21 |
| 1581. | Mike (wikemazowski) | 90.10 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
| 1582. | Yi-Szen (smurfii) | 90.09 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
| 1583. | Dylan (nazinipz) | 90.06 | 97% | 2019-01-03 |
| 1584. | Van (umbala_meo) | 90.06 | 99% | 2018-08-20 |
| 1585. | Tyler (tpgd1373) | 90.04 | 98% | 2019-08-25 |
| 1586. | Tom (tombertoli) | 90.04 | 97% | 2020-11-17 |
| 1587. | LshaNu,..!!! (lshanu) | 90.02 | 98% | 2019-04-18 |
| 1588. | Peppa (yellowyogurt) | 90.01 | 99% | 2020-09-05 |
| 1589. | Siddharth (siddharthkurnal) | 90.01 | 98% | 2019-11-09 |
| 1590. | Adrian (fastertypers) | 89.99 | 99% | 2019-10-19 |
| 1591. | Ali (aloche) | 89.98 | 98% | 2020-06-06 |
| 1592. | Raymond (b0sslim) | 89.97 | 96% | 2020-06-13 |
| 1593. | https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXc... | 89.94 | 97% | 2020-09-17 |
| 1594. | JP (jpuppey) | 89.92 | 98% | 2018-09-28 |
| 1595. | Ryan (ramp15514) | 89.91 | 98% | 2018-07-30 |
| 1596. | Ishika (ish6) | 89.90 | 97% | 2020-09-22 |
| 1597. | Andy (ullr) | 89.90 | 95% | 2018-03-30 |
| 1598. | 니코 (hreidmar) | 89.89 | 99% | 2020-06-19 |
| 1599. | Edwin (edweezy) | 89.89 | 97% | 2020-07-19 |
| 1600. | burgir. (sub10cuber) | 89.88 | 97% | 2020-06-19 |
| 1601. | Manze (manze) | 89.86 | 96% | 2020-05-03 |
| 1602. | Scorekeeper (100plusaverage) | 89.86 | 96% | 2020-04-06 |
| 1603. | Aad (aadpaling) | 89.85 | 98% | 2018-02-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |