And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15248. | vonunov (krbgbrk) | 87.30 | 97% | 2013-11-13 |
| 15249. | :) (hehhehhehheh) | 87.30 | 97% | 2018-02-06 |
| 15250. | Workedmisty (workedmisty) | 87.29 | 97% | 2019-04-10 |
| 15251. | ratchy_oak (oakudest) | 87.29 | 97% | 2022-10-23 |
| 15252. | Robes (kubows) | 87.29 | 98% | 2021-12-13 |
| 15253. | Josh (spartantyper) | 87.29 | 94% | 2016-12-19 |
| 15254. | Saad (saad_mohammed7) | 87.29 | 97% | 2023-04-02 |
| 15255. | Kalin (kamarel) | 87.28 | 97% | 2022-02-18 |
| 15256. | rope (rolnd) | 87.28 | 98% | 2022-02-07 |
| 15257. | Mini (minidou7) | 87.28 | 98% | 2020-04-29 |
| 15258. | cheruiyot (son_of_man) | 87.28 | 96% | 2019-12-18 |
| 15259. | Schwuntac0 (drschwuntan) | 87.28 | 97% | 2016-07-28 |
| 15260. | Hung (hung0702) | 87.27 | 97% | 2018-01-29 |
| 15261. | pulkit (hashinclude) | 87.27 | 93% | 2013-10-19 |
| 15262. | m (xxxaliaxxx) | 87.26 | 98% | 2021-12-07 |
| 15263. | danymanny (danymanny) | 87.26 | 97% | 2022-03-27 |
| 15264. | p3dr0 (speedweeed) | 87.25 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
| 15265. | Adrian (fastertypers) | 87.25 | 97% | 2019-10-05 |
| 15266. | xdom (xdomiino) | 87.25 | 96.6% | 2021-02-12 |
| 15267. | Kanat (kanatkz) | 87.25 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 15268. | robOn (robinz62) | 87.25 | 96% | 2013-05-19 |
| 15269. | doggo (chuddywarrior) | 87.24 | 98% | 2019-10-17 |
| 15270. | MM (blunderingpeon12) | 87.24 | 99% | 2023-08-18 |
| 15271. | Danny (forspam121) | 87.24 | 97% | 2014-09-16 |
| 15272. | ╠═══╣Lets build a... | 87.24 | 95% | 2016-11-29 |
| 15273. | Wayne (kw97) | 87.24 | 95% | 2011-06-22 |
| 15274. | qqq (dualofdualisprimal) | 87.24 | 99% | 2016-04-11 |
| 15275. | Aleksandr (kusto_tech) | 87.23 | 97% | 2018-10-03 |
| 15276. | Young (a7ive) | 87.23 | 99% | 2021-03-15 |
| 15277. | Edward (edsteezy) | 87.23 | 93% | 2013-03-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |