As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12685. | Andre (andr_ehh) | 78.29 | 95.6% | 2023-06-26 |
| 12686. | tstats[marcko042] (marcko042) | 78.29 | 97% | 2021-01-31 |
| 12687. | Hasan (kingofnumbers) | 78.29 | 97% | 2015-11-15 |
| 12688. | Aki (quick12) | 78.28 | 96.5% | 2025-01-06 |
| 12689. | AbdulQader (abdulqader) | 78.28 | 96% | 2022-03-11 |
| 12690. | Snorking (snorkingo) | 78.28 | 96.9% | 2024-02-11 |
| 12691. | xerb (xerb) | 78.28 | 96% | 2020-09-04 |
| 12692. | David (davidthegreat) | 78.28 | 95.7% | 2023-10-24 |
| 12693. | C (cpandar) | 78.28 | 94% | 2015-12-07 |
| 12694. | Mun (wayback) | 78.28 | 96% | 2016-10-05 |
| 12695. | GeorgeSr. (geo_sr) | 78.27 | 97% | 2025-10-28 |
| 12696. | LongFNGRS28 (hottake28) | 78.27 | 97% | 2024-09-25 |
| 12697. | Sreedev (finetard) | 78.27 | 98% | 2022-04-12 |
| 12698. | Spindel (spindelhalla) | 78.27 | 98% | 2015-11-13 |
| 12699. | Bob (baine001) | 78.26 | 97% | 2021-11-27 |
| 12700. | Black Guy (blackguyfast) | 78.26 | 98% | 2019-02-03 |
| 12701. | Salman (salmanfaris) | 78.25 | 86% | 2015-12-25 |
| 12702. | Fasterplz (fasterplz) | 78.25 | 95% | 2023-01-20 |
| 12703. | Michael (michaeleekk) | 78.25 | 96% | 2015-10-02 |
| 12704. | KonStyle (konstyle) | 78.25 | 94% | 2016-10-24 |
| 12705. | Soony (sssong0409) | 78.24 | 98% | 2023-07-31 |
| 12706. | Timofey (t1m0n) | 78.24 | 97% | 2022-05-20 |
| 12707. | eric (ericpr) | 78.24 | 97% | 2021-08-29 |
| 12708. | _ (zoli_) | 78.24 | 97% | 2016-03-11 |
| 12709. | Nim (nimlasher) | 78.24 | 96% | 2018-06-29 |
| 12710. | Kaylie (kayliezach) | 78.24 | 95% | 2016-02-17 |
| 12711. | Agent P (sparkling_tooth_fa... | 78.23 | 98% | 2025-04-16 |
| 12712. | Jason (innercomplex) | 78.23 | 97% | 2021-10-01 |
| 12713. | Steven (gamma_knife17) | 78.22 | 96% | 2020-09-16 |
| 12714. | minerva (rajafathir) | 78.22 | 97% | 2023-02-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |