So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2269. | neverblade (neverblade) | 111.45 | 98% | 2015-02-13 |
| 2270. | (oddfuturewolfgang) | 111.44 | 98% | 2022-12-22 |
| 2271. | (thirteenkeys) | 111.42 | — | 2008-09-19 |
| 2272. | (nether) | 111.42 | — | 2009-06-18 |
| 2273. | Mehrdad (mhlplayer) | 111.41 | 99% | 2016-08-14 |
| 2274. | ARW🔴 (appleredwarrior) | 111.40 | 97.5% | 2023-07-03 |
| 2275. | Eric (ericyarmo) | 111.40 | 97% | 2021-02-15 |
| 2276. | (wsupden) | 111.40 | 95% | 2013-09-16 |
| 2277. | (enthuse) | 111.40 | 95% | 2011-05-24 |
| 2278. | snader (mrsnader) | 111.39 | 97% | 2021-04-13 |
| 2279. | Matthew (courtreporter) | 111.37 | 97% | 2014-01-27 |
| 2280. | (xh192) | 111.37 | 98% | 2014-05-11 |
| 2281. | (jasmeanie) | 111.36 | 99% | 2023-04-27 |
| 2282. | (czarlol) | 111.36 | 99% | 2017-12-31 |
| 2283. | (stalkerstealth) | 111.35 | 97% | 2021-08-16 |
| 2284. | Joshua (jefry1217) | 111.34 | 98% | 2019-04-25 |
| 2285. | (zen_strike) | 111.33 | 96% | 2016-11-30 |
| 2286. | F@§T£RPr0 (fastermart) | 111.33 | — | 2009-04-02 |
| 2287. | (0gundam) | 111.33 | — | 2011-03-17 |
| 2288. | (kerros) | 111.32 | — | 2008-09-29 |
| 2289. | (chopst1cksss) | 111.31 | 99% | 2021-05-20 |
| 2290. | (voidhowl) | 111.31 | 97% | 2014-11-27 |
| 2291. | (jubilachi) | 111.31 | 98% | 2015-03-20 |
| 2292. | (bummered) | 111.30 | 98% | 2022-09-06 |
| 2293. | (galaxied) | 111.29 | 98% | 2018-01-15 |
| 2294. | (fivekidsdown429) | 111.29 | — | 2009-08-03 |
| 2295. | EatingFromTrashcan (namtrac... | 111.28 | 99% | 2022-12-11 |
| 2296. | xiaobai (superbarnie) | 111.28 | 95% | 2016-07-27 |
| 2297. | blue shirt (blueshirtgirl) | 111.27 | 97% | 2023-04-06 |
| 2298. | (yoojeen) | 111.27 | 94% | 2016-03-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |