Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3618. | Weston (wwalker1) | 69.51 | 97% | 2019-11-21 |
| 3619. | Jyotirmoy (jyotirmoy_halder) | 69.51 | 96% | 2020-11-23 |
| 3620. | ASIONG (ucoksiregar) | 69.50 | 96% | 2019-07-14 |
| 3621. | Hex (galaxyyyy) | 69.50 | 95% | 2020-04-26 |
| 3622. | mky (omkyo) | 69.50 | 94% | 2019-03-03 |
| 3623. | clown (chuanzzz) | 69.49 | 97% | 2020-12-14 |
| 3624. | Francis (completelyclueless) | 69.46 | 97% | 2018-05-16 |
| 3625. | Daniel (wakamesoupxd) | 69.46 | 97% | 2020-06-10 |
| 3626. | tiglas (tiglas) | 69.45 | 98% | 2019-09-08 |
| 3627. | arturferdi (artur_fd62) | 69.43 | 98% | 2020-08-08 |
| 3628. | Theodore (chameleon214) | 69.43 | 95% | 2020-08-25 |
| 3629. | ben (benpr99) | 69.43 | 97% | 2018-10-05 |
| 3630. | Turtle (stevetheturtle) | 69.42 | 96% | 2020-10-14 |
| 3631. | Dener (uchiha__sasuke) | 69.41 | 96% | 2018-06-25 |
| 3632. | muhammad (faisalwaqas65) | 69.40 | 95% | 2020-04-07 |
| 3633. | Moon (aquacharles) | 69.39 | 96% | 2020-02-19 |
| 3634. | Mazen (faster_than_a_bullet) | 69.38 | 94% | 2019-05-19 |
| 3635. | Endku (endku) | 69.37 | 96% | 2020-12-16 |
| 3636. | Fedwig (fedwig) | 69.37 | 97% | 2018-02-24 |
| 3637. | (shaun022) | 69.37 | 96% | 2020-07-31 |
| 3638. | Evgeny (blackitten13) | 69.36 | 98% | 2019-10-28 |
| 3639. | Wojciech (wojtekhp) | 69.36 | 98% | 2019-07-01 |
| 3640. | Sneaki (sneakichan) | 69.35 | 96% | 2019-08-24 |
| 3641. | coco (fatherless) | 69.35 | 96% | 2020-04-10 |
| 3642. | Tony (h4lf5) | 69.34 | 95% | 2019-12-22 |
| 3643. | Edrick (beezdrickz) | 69.34 | 95% | 2020-03-08 |
| 3644. | Gagan (gagan18) | 69.32 | 96% | 2020-08-25 |
| 3645. | aaron (thereadyset1991) | 69.32 | 97% | 2019-04-04 |
| 3646. | ivan (jumpjet301) | 69.32 | 96% | 2018-03-10 |
| 3647. | Shrubber (shrubber) | 69.31 | 96% | 2020-06-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |