I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2264. | Amir Zenelji (hercdisclosed) | 83.45 | 97% | 2023-10-14 |
| 2265. | jrdng (jrdng) | 83.44 | 98% | 2023-05-11 |
| 2266. | Splunky (splunkyyy) | 83.43 | 96% | 2024-07-14 |
| 2267. | Jwickblack (hellwood) | 83.42 | 97.7% | 2023-10-09 |
| 2268. | norble (norble) | 83.41 | 97% | 2024-10-06 |
| 2269. | Maja (ihatepigs) | 83.39 | 96% | 2024-07-23 |
| 2270. | dfgdfg (fallowbrinks) | 83.39 | 96% | 2024-05-12 |
| 2271. | lelocle (lelocle) | 83.35 | 98.5% | 2023-09-26 |
| 2272. | Rafiul (rafiul41) | 83.35 | 97.5% | 2024-05-28 |
| 2273. | Zhuojun (zhuojun_12) | 83.32 | 96% | 2025-01-08 |
| 2274. | Nicey (ni_cey) | 83.32 | 97% | 2023-09-16 |
| 2275. | streetcar (dohrn1i) | 83.29 | 97% | 2024-06-02 |
| 2276. | Miles (hauskaz) | 83.27 | 96.3% | 2025-03-07 |
| 2277. | deeri (deeri) | 83.26 | 96% | 2024-08-19 |
| 2278. | Trevor (sehguh) | 83.25 | 97% | 2024-06-26 |
| 2279. | Filip (kicklets) | 83.25 | 96.9% | 2023-10-12 |
| 2280. | farzan (farzanhges) | 83.24 | 96.4% | 2024-01-08 |
| 2281. | Homo_Sapien_Sapien (homo_sa... | 83.22 | 97% | 2025-05-21 |
| 2282. | miso (misosoupsoup) | 83.22 | 97.6% | 2025-02-01 |
| 2283. | Becky (beckye430) | 83.21 | 96% | 2023-06-16 |
| 2284. | Peter (hamcorporal) | 83.19 | 96% | 2023-05-10 |
| 2285. | sadbanana (sadbanana0) | 83.19 | 95% | 2024-08-27 |
| 2286. | HodgeVJ (hodgevj) | 83.18 | 97% | 2025-06-09 |
| 2287. | BubbleJump (bubblejump) | 83.17 | 98% | 2024-01-02 |
| 2288. | Anchit (anchit) | 83.11 | 98% | 2024-07-26 |
| 2289. | Khan (mani_khan) | 83.11 | 98.4% | 2024-04-04 |
| 2290. | Pradyumn (sk0pe) | 83.11 | 96.8% | 2024-06-01 |
| 2291. | EthioKing (ethio_king) | 83.10 | 96.4% | 2024-08-26 |
| 2292. | gulzardi11 (gulzardi11) | 83.10 | 96.2% | 2023-11-26 |
| 2293. | BaniaTeAmo3 (camilin2002) | 83.08 | 96.9% | 2023-06-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |