As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9543. | J (kzce) | 85.01 | 98% | 2021-06-11 |
| 9544. | Vu (3nim3) | 85.01 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
| 9545. | dyaems (dyaems) | 85.01 | 98% | 2015-04-08 |
| 9546. | Moacir (moacirnq) | 85.00 | 97.9% | 2023-12-08 |
| 9547. | Jed (jedmedina) | 85.00 | 96.9% | 2023-09-28 |
| 9548. | Max (linixz) | 85.00 | 97% | 2017-06-09 |
| 9549. | Senecaz (senecaz) | 85.00 | 99% | 2018-02-14 |
| 9550. | NoblePickle (noblepickle) | 84.99 | 99% | 2025-04-04 |
| 9551. | Brian (bgan) | 84.99 | 97% | 2022-06-18 |
| 9552. | bruh (peplee_) | 84.99 | 97% | 2021-05-13 |
| 9553. | Fangzhou (clonedcow) | 84.98 | 96% | 2017-05-24 |
| 9554. | Daniel (kald3s) | 84.98 | 97% | 2022-01-24 |
| 9555. | ZhenZhen (alphazhen) | 84.98 | 95.6% | 2021-03-03 |
| 9556. | Nate (natopotato262) | 84.98 | 97% | 2020-10-28 |
| 9557. | Kamdeanr (nissefar) | 84.98 | 96% | 2019-02-19 |
| 9558. | Shoujo (shoujo) | 84.98 | 96% | 2018-04-14 |
| 9559. | seb (sebbbbbbb) | 84.97 | 96% | 2022-05-13 |
| 9560. | Francesco (fgdestefano) | 84.97 | 98% | 2024-02-01 |
| 9561. | Farhang (farhangbeh) | 84.97 | 96% | 2018-01-28 |
| 9562. | Sage (big_daddy_sage) | 84.97 | 94% | 2016-11-02 |
| 9563. | Bún Bò (snowk49) | 84.96 | 99% | 2022-02-23 |
| 9564. | Kurt (kurthu) | 84.96 | 97% | 2017-10-22 |
| 9565. | Yut (poominb) | 84.95 | 96% | 2021-06-01 |
| 9566. | Anthony (aferrara16) | 84.95 | 97% | 2021-05-25 |
| 9567. | AimSpy (aimspy) | 84.95 | 98% | 2022-11-14 |
| 9568. | Zedtime (zedtimestory) | 84.95 | 98% | 2019-06-06 |
| 9569. | Alex (fwsch) | 84.95 | 94% | 2016-06-24 |
| 9570. | jacob (jacobpierce) | 84.95 | 93% | 2016-11-15 |
| 9571. | AKGD (akgd) | 84.95 | 98% | 2021-10-18 |
| 9572. | Theo (smuox) | 84.94 | 95.4% | 2024-12-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |