I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10250. | Toddy (toddies) | 85.68 | 99% | 2021-04-09 |
| 10251. | notkinruyuu (notkinruyuu) | 85.68 | 96.8% | 2025-03-10 |
| 10252. | Hans (brotaufstrich) | 85.67 | 96% | 2019-07-29 |
| 10253. | Juan (unbilivavl) | 85.67 | 96% | 2022-08-23 |
| 10254. | Eddy (turtleboy604) | 85.66 | 99% | 2018-10-14 |
| 10255. | Rinnaris (rinnaris) | 85.66 | 97% | 2018-10-30 |
| 10256. | Matthew (programmer42) | 85.66 | 97% | 2024-02-05 |
| 10257. | Harj K (hksniper19) | 85.66 | 96% | 2025-02-28 |
| 10258. | Malthus (malthusfb) | 85.66 | 95% | 2020-06-15 |
| 10259. | R (ghostboy) | 85.65 | 96% | 2019-10-24 |
| 10260. | Aikun (aikunkun) | 85.65 | 97% | 2022-08-30 |
| 10261. | Remo (rotta564) | 85.65 | 96% | 2018-12-23 |
| 10262. | herpaderp (folkemord) | 85.64 | 97% | 2018-03-03 |
| 10263. | Sytse (doubles2000) | 85.64 | 97% | 2019-12-03 |
| 10264. | MrBeers (mrbeerz) | 85.64 | 97% | 2020-10-07 |
| 10265. | Rodrigo (rodgodkiller) | 85.64 | 95.3% | 2023-06-20 |
| 10266. | James (kole_18) | 85.63 | 97% | 2022-03-16 |
| 10267. | Tihana (tihanachu) | 85.63 | 97% | 2019-03-14 |
| 10268. | quah (fallenhamster) | 85.63 | 98% | 2023-03-06 |
| 10269. | Mike (lostazn619) | 85.62 | 99% | 2020-12-02 |
| 10270. | MrDot (mr_dot) | 85.62 | 97% | 2022-07-20 |
| 10271. | MaxVerstappen33 (newrookie15) | 85.62 | 95.6% | 2025-04-01 |
| 10272. | MoneyTreesMilk (moneytreesm... | 85.62 | 96% | 2022-03-24 |
| 10273. | Eve (evehelin) | 85.61 | 98% | 2018-07-03 |
| 10274. | Misty (mistyles) | 85.60 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
| 10275. | schmintendo (schmintendo) | 85.60 | 97% | 2018-08-08 |
| 10276. | Dario (dkrry) | 85.60 | 97% | 2022-07-04 |
| 10277. | Piano (piano_king) | 85.60 | 96.6% | 2024-02-09 |
| 10278. | tehfu (brownmilk) | 85.60 | 97% | 2022-02-24 |
| 10279. | Martin (lnokiax6) | 85.60 | 97% | 2021-05-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |