As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13489. | CJ (cannedair) | 74.89 | 97% | 2016-08-15 |
| 13490. | Bryan (hail2u) | 74.88 | 92% | 2016-12-28 |
| 13491. | Fredo (eternalsunshineofspo... | 74.88 | 99% | 2023-06-29 |
| 13492. | Cole (yeuling) | 74.88 | 96% | 2021-01-28 |
| 13493. | John (chaosflurry) | 74.88 | 86% | 2016-04-28 |
| 13494. | Hugo (deathspellomega) | 74.88 | 95% | 2015-12-21 |
| 13495. | Cyrusssss (cyrusysleung) | 74.87 | 97% | 2022-03-01 |
| 13496. | Moby (s0uthxpark) | 74.87 | 96% | 2018-09-23 |
| 13497. | trg (trg2000) | 74.86 | 97% | 2023-02-08 |
| 13498. | Sean (qpalzm123) | 74.86 | 96% | 2021-01-10 |
| 13499. | 100WPM (kufum_mohit) | 74.86 | 98% | 2021-05-25 |
| 13500. | Frank (bonvivant) | 74.86 | 98.4% | 2021-01-30 |
| 13501. | ela (eladeger) | 74.86 | 19% | 2016-05-25 |
| 13502. | (altroq) | 74.85 | 95% | 2021-10-14 |
| 13503. | Flocc (flocc) | 74.85 | 97% | 2021-06-11 |
| 13504. | Honore (bigzeek3) | 74.85 | 97% | 2016-03-19 |
| 13505. | 🥀ܐܘܔܢ🦅 (ogin) | 74.84 | 95% | 2016-06-02 |
| 13506. | Joe (jbboshoff@yahoo.com) | 74.84 | 96% | 2022-04-13 |
| 13507. | Tanmay (tanmayyy_) | 74.84 | 97% | 2022-11-10 |
| 13508. | Julian (solocholo) | 74.84 | 98.9% | 2021-01-30 |
| 13509. | VinceFX (vincefx) | 74.84 | 93% | 2015-06-23 |
| 13510. | sylv81 (sylv81ct) | 74.84 | 91% | 2016-07-08 |
| 13511. | fah (fah22) | 74.84 | 97% | 2017-10-24 |
| 13512. | Azael (azael69) | 74.83 | 96% | 2021-05-03 |
| 13513. | Sri Harsha (skoppaka) | 74.82 | 98% | 2018-02-22 |
| 13514. | Kunal (kunal299) | 74.81 | 97% | 2021-06-03 |
| 13515. | Evan (__evab__) | 74.80 | 95% | 2021-10-26 |
| 13516. | Nick (vergil_00) | 74.80 | 99% | 2022-02-01 |
| 13517. | Drippy (lookitsdrip) | 74.80 | 95% | 2023-01-12 |
| 13518. | Ice (juicedicee) | 74.80 | 96% | 2022-01-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |