Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!
—from Red Dwarf: Gunmen of the Apocalypse, a other by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2275. | Junaid (junaidnumlcs) | 47.94 | 96% | 2020-03-05 |
| 2276. | Veer (the_veer) | 47.91 | 94% | 2017-11-04 |
| 2277. | Zara (illgoeasyonyou) | 47.86 | 95% | 2019-01-21 |
| 2278. | Typer (typertyping) | 47.85 | 96% | 2019-04-19 |
| 2279. | cold (coldmind) | 47.80 | 96% | 2017-09-22 |
| 2280. | Ahmad (farisnotfafis) | 47.77 | 98% | 2019-06-30 |
| 2281. | zsolesz71 (zsolesz71) | 47.73 | 96% | 2018-03-21 |
| 2282. | Jonathan (theclashboy) | 47.71 | 96% | 2019-01-11 |
| 2283. | D (dabirik) | 47.68 | 96% | 2019-04-10 |
| 2284. | Leon (leonnorth) | 47.67 | 97% | 2017-07-30 |
| 2285. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (catlh) | 47.58 | 95% | 2018-06-16 |
| 2286. | Chau (cmle) | 47.56 | 93% | 2018-03-29 |
| 2287. | kevin (kevinkai) | 47.56 | 96% | 2017-12-23 |
| 2288. | Rahul (rahuldodwani18) | 47.46 | 96% | 2017-07-18 |
| 2289. | Zann (buttocksenpai) | 47.43 | 95% | 2019-07-19 |
| 2290. | Achilles8x (achilles8x) | 47.42 | 95% | 2018-10-29 |
| 2291. | GreyZephyr (greyzephyr) | 47.35 | 96% | 2018-07-19 |
| 2292. | Fadhil (fadhilachmadi) | 47.35 | 94% | 2019-02-21 |
| 2293. | James (disner) | 47.34 | 93% | 2019-07-17 |
| 2294. | Brett (alrightbro) | 47.21 | 97% | 2018-10-03 |
| 2295. | xShaddy (xshaddy) | 47.11 | 95% | 2017-07-26 |
| 2296. | Al (alpalspeed) | 47.11 | 96% | 2019-01-31 |
| 2297. | Ragul (ragul_jaisankar) | 47.11 | 96% | 2018-02-07 |
| 2298. | David (steekdal) | 47.06 | 94% | 2018-09-28 |
| 2299. | Tonya (tagama2) | 46.97 | 96% | 2018-07-13 |
| 2300. | bloodseeker (bloods33ker136) | 46.92 | 92% | 2019-12-24 |
| 2301. | Stoqn (stovensssa) | 46.91 | 94% | 2017-08-12 |
| 2302. | Asylturatbek (asylturatbek) | 46.90 | 97% | 2018-02-05 |
| 2303. | Muhammad (murtaza_799) | 46.80 | 97% | 2018-01-20 |
| 2304. | chicken (chicken4soup) | 46.80 | 96% | 2017-07-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 3,588 | 77.52 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 79.26 | May 21, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 49.38 | October 28, 2021 |