As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15797. | Daniel (kimster773) | 70.46 | 96% | 2021-03-09 |
| 15798. | Finna (captfinn) | 70.45 | 99% | 2023-04-30 |
| 15799. | Rohit (kharkongor) | 70.45 | 98% | 2021-06-24 |
| 15800. | Pepe (bojak) | 70.45 | 99% | 2020-06-02 |
| 15801. | Fusco (awwwcrap) | 70.44 | 97% | 2018-07-11 |
| 15802. | Flingo (hikaruex) | 70.44 | 87% | 2015-11-01 |
| 15803. | MaxVerstappen33 (newrookie15) | 70.44 | 96% | 2021-12-24 |
| 15804. | tstats[kenneth03] (kenneth03) | 70.44 | 98% | 2022-04-12 |
| 15805. | Regulus ❄ (yo_yo_honey_si... | 70.44 | 96% | 2021-06-01 |
| 15806. | tstats[ayyaz7] (ayyaz7) | 70.44 | 96% | 2016-06-22 |
| 15807. | Angel (a_driz1) | 70.43 | 96% | 2023-04-22 |
| 15808. | Steven (faiching89) | 70.43 | 96.6% | 2021-01-28 |
| 15809. | ICKOStreet (ickostreet) | 70.43 | 94% | 2020-06-29 |
| 15810. | Jarambae (farid1993) | 70.43 | 97% | 2017-08-13 |
| 15811. | daniel (danielphantom) | 70.43 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
| 15812. | Neithan (neithan) | 70.43 | 92% | 2015-04-12 |
| 15813. | Tcbp (tcbp) | 70.42 | 97% | 2019-03-11 |
| 15814. | yeeahyee (fackinghell) | 70.42 | 95.4% | 2023-10-07 |
| 15815. | urboy (guddaysir) | 70.42 | 95% | 2023-01-17 |
| 15816. | Rk (rktyper) | 70.42 | 95% | 2018-12-26 |
| 15817. | colemak (strongly_typed_col... | 70.42 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
| 15818. | vel (velsullano) | 70.42 | 96% | 2015-12-05 |
| 15819. | Jamie (stiles128) | 70.41 | 93% | 2015-10-30 |
| 15820. | Irfan (irfanadli97) | 70.41 | 94% | 2021-05-21 |
| 15821. | Surya (ps00rana) | 70.41 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
| 15822. | Yarohtar (yarohtar) | 70.41 | 96% | 2021-06-17 |
| 15823. | Brum brum (pwnxl) | 70.41 | 98% | 2020-04-02 |
| 15824. | Maazin Munawar (amaazing) | 70.40 | 96% | 2022-03-21 |
| 15825. | ✨✨ (sparkle_sparkle) | 70.40 | 98% | 2021-01-19 |
| 15826. | 班班 (zxas1021) | 70.40 | 96% | 2016-03-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |