So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20345. | Eric (xplo99) | 67.94 | — | 2011-03-13 |
| 20346. | pabl0 (pabl0juan) | 67.94 | 99% | 2013-03-24 |
| 20347. | sharaf (sharaf_makk) | 67.93 | 95% | 2022-10-14 |
| 20348. | maverick (nittanylion) | 67.93 | 95% | 2014-04-07 |
| 20349. | kauron (kauron) | 67.92 | 90% | 2016-10-14 |
| 20350. | PlayerGamesPro (tanishqsingh) | 67.92 | 95% | 2023-10-26 |
| 20351. | তৌসিফুল ফ... | 67.92 | 97% | 2021-08-11 |
| 20352. | NuFilm (nufilm) | 67.92 | 93% | 2014-11-16 |
| 20353. | Julie (jjhall) | 67.92 | 98% | 2011-05-29 |
| 20354. | Panais (aispanais) | 67.92 | 97% | 2015-10-09 |
| 20355. | Cheok (galaxeo) | 67.91 | 95% | 2013-03-04 |
| 20356. | dogeater (droffline) | 67.91 | 94% | 2021-03-03 |
| 20357. | Daniel (dchae85) | 67.91 | — | 2009-02-01 |
| 20358. | Aduket (comptrol) | 67.91 | — | 2009-05-21 |
| 20359. | (you) (user_phil) | 67.91 | 97% | 2018-06-19 |
| 20360. | Apperception (apperception) | 67.91 | 95% | 2011-06-26 |
| 20361. | ricky (rickylago2) | 67.90 | 95% | 2018-05-11 |
| 20362. | yeeahyee (fackinghell) | 67.90 | 96% | 2023-09-27 |
| 20363. | vanphi (vanphi) | 67.90 | 97% | 2012-11-19 |
| 20364. | SlicedKebabs123 (lion2509) | 67.90 | 96% | 2018-10-01 |
| 20365. | Wai Yon (ravesplash) | 67.89 | 97% | 2021-12-21 |
| 20366. | Schuhuen (schuhuen) | 67.89 | 94% | 2012-04-09 |
| 20367. | kmdt (okayama) | 67.89 | — | 2011-02-02 |
| 20368. | Eugene (evg64) | 67.89 | 97% | 2013-12-06 |
| 20369. | Smod (smodtactical) | 67.88 | 88% | 2013-02-02 |
| 20370. | Yeldar (seenator12) | 67.88 | 96% | 2023-09-28 |
| 20371. | Vural (vuralmecbur) | 67.88 | 96% | 2015-02-07 |
| 20372. | KOCHENGOREN (renasha) | 67.88 | 94.9% | 2021-02-02 |
| 20373. | AJ (andymac) | 67.88 | 91% | 2016-04-06 |
| 20374. | Binscuit (scoutzc) | 67.88 | 98% | 2022-09-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |