Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4839. | Omkar (omkardalvi001) | 56.56 | 95% | 2018-08-07 |
| 4840. | k9m3 (k9m3) | 56.56 | 93% | 2020-10-04 |
| 4841. | Mithral (mithral) | 56.55 | 97% | 2018-09-05 |
| 4842. | Omar (lufamagic) | 56.53 | 95% | 2019-03-20 |
| 4843. | Xristos (xristos_gav) | 56.52 | 93% | 2019-11-27 |
| 4844. | Jope (jope) | 56.52 | 96% | 2019-04-14 |
| 4845. | Declan (dg05) | 56.51 | 96% | 2020-11-21 |
| 4846. | Eric (eyw2002) | 56.50 | 97% | 2019-09-24 |
| 4847. | Benjamin (egg20) | 56.48 | 92% | 2018-09-30 |
| 4848. | Rishabh (rishyfishy000) | 56.47 | 95% | 2020-07-02 |
| 4849. | Ae (aezharhu) | 56.46 | 97% | 2020-03-21 |
| 4850. | ramzy (algojo) | 56.45 | 97% | 2019-05-13 |
| 4851. | Daivat (daivatvaishnani) | 56.43 | 96% | 2019-07-31 |
| 4852. | Lumi (ynaguinid) | 56.43 | 96% | 2020-06-26 |
| 4853. | Bob (bob_loblawrl) | 56.43 | 98% | 2020-12-05 |
| 4854. | ali (ali79taba) | 56.42 | 94% | 2020-04-17 |
| 4855. | Fabian (fabii1309) | 56.41 | 94% | 2020-09-03 |
| 4856. | Willow (willowrabb) | 56.39 | 95% | 2018-12-08 |
| 4857. | Hai (ky0ka) | 56.38 | 96% | 2019-12-05 |
| 4858. | Lucas (dripy) | 56.36 | 96% | 2019-12-09 |
| 4859. | a random person (william_03) | 56.35 | 96% | 2019-06-28 |
| 4860. | Mario (dechene) | 56.31 | 96% | 2019-05-11 |
| 4861. | Phimyada (pppph) | 56.30 | 96% | 2020-09-24 |
| 4862. | Daniel (beefichor) | 56.29 | 96% | 2020-09-12 |
| 4863. | Chris (chriscole21) | 56.29 | 94% | 2020-02-29 |
| 4864. | Always working (varunguptas) | 56.29 | 95% | 2018-04-19 |
| 4865. | Dan (dansheme) | 56.26 | 96% | 2019-08-01 |
| 4866. | John (johncotton) | 56.25 | 97% | 2018-04-24 |
| 4867. | Jay (knettwork) | 56.22 | 97% | 2018-11-22 |
| 4868. | Eino (oravam) | 56.18 | 94% | 2018-11-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |