Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1998. | tenga (violxt) | 106.45 | 99% | 2020-07-06 |
| 1999. | Joshua (typing_huh1) | 106.43 | 99% | 2022-05-21 |
| 2000. | pituf0 (pituf0) | 106.43 | 97% | 2022-09-14 |
| 2001. | Todd (jeez560) | 106.42 | 98% | 2025-04-11 |
| 2002. | rektquity (rektquity) | 106.42 | 99% | 2022-07-28 |
| 2003. | Guest (cwong) | 106.42 | 98% | 2020-12-06 |
| 2004. | mike (voluptuous) | 106.41 | 96% | 2023-06-01 |
| 2005. | Tane (husquin) | 106.38 | 98% | 2021-12-27 |
| 2006. | Andre (ander_) | 106.37 | 97% | 2020-09-26 |
| 2007. | bub (eatoe) | 106.36 | 98% | 2023-04-26 |
| 2008. | Name (You) (vergajo) | 106.35 | 99% | 2021-01-24 |
| 2009. | Jimmy (jimbozeub) | 106.34 | 99% | 2020-02-26 |
| 2010. | Elias (utoos) | 106.34 | 98.7% | 2024-06-07 |
| 2011. | Peter (epicmochi) | 106.34 | 98% | 2019-07-20 |
| 2012. | Sian Caleb (promechanics) | 106.34 | 98% | 2021-04-25 |
| 2013. | Kyle (nospeeding) | 106.33 | 98% | 2022-01-17 |
| 2014. | guadra (guadra) | 106.32 | 97% | 2020-04-04 |
| 2015. | Mr. Underclocked (mr_overcl... | 106.32 | 95.5% | 2025-02-17 |
| 2016. | woshiwudi681 (redtr2) | 106.32 | 97% | 2023-04-02 |
| 2017. | m0nsteR (m0nsta321) | 106.32 | 98% | 2021-11-12 |
| 2018. | Faa (faa7) | 106.32 | 99% | 2019-03-02 |
| 2019. | i got 180 finally... (heatrun) | 106.32 | 98% | 2017-10-11 |
| 2020. | Cedrick (ceddyj) | 106.30 | 100% | 2024-05-15 |
| 2021. | "A" (bluuuu) | 106.29 | 99% | 2021-04-08 |
| 2022. | toes_n_fingers (joe_froggy) | 106.28 | 96% | 2023-08-15 |
| 2023. | Riverspirit (riverspirit) | 106.28 | 97% | 2023-07-21 |
| 2024. | Suge (lightofday) | 106.27 | 99% | 2020-11-25 |
| 2025. | habhibhi (habhibhi) | 106.27 | 98.3% | 2021-02-11 |
| 2026. | Mike (tsunami21) | 106.27 | 99% | 2019-06-10 |
| 2027. | Ayk (calculusnut) | 106.25 | 97% | 2017-04-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |