Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2129. | សុធា (sothearpse) | 79.29 | 98% | 2019-02-08 |
| 2130. | NekokeN (hr47) | 79.28 | 96% | 2018-12-27 |
| 2131. | Alyssa (clarrissa) | 79.28 | 98% | 2018-01-16 |
| 2132. | Alex (manithan) | 79.26 | 98% | 2019-05-10 |
| 2133. | Taylor (trhoward) | 79.26 | 96% | 2019-02-12 |
| 2134. | Conspiracy (realkingofgames) | 79.25 | 98% | 2018-12-12 |
| 2135. | O R I G I N A L ! (original... | 79.23 | 96% | 2018-01-31 |
| 2136. | Sovahn (sovahn) | 79.23 | 97% | 2019-11-18 |
| 2137. | Nick (neepwithin) | 79.21 | 99% | 2021-08-16 |
| 2138. | Chris (cjwenz) | 79.21 | 96% | 2019-05-01 |
| 2139. | Jun (jacketwithpockets) | 79.16 | 96% | 2018-11-26 |
| 2140. | Joshua (jsongjosh) | 79.16 | 95% | 2019-09-11 |
| 2141. | Zevi (zevie) | 79.15 | 97% | 2018-04-27 |
| 2142. | Aidil (aidil42) | 79.15 | 98% | 2019-12-25 |
| 2143. | michael (dorfman27) | 79.15 | 99% | 2019-03-20 |
| 2144. | Leon (leon22) | 79.14 | 98% | 2019-04-09 |
| 2145. | Felix (f2862089986) | 79.12 | 96% | 2019-02-15 |
| 2146. | :) (jjz03) | 79.11 | 95% | 2018-09-09 |
| 2147. | salad (saladthieves) | 79.10 | 98% | 2019-04-01 |
| 2148. | DANIEL (dizo) | 79.06 | 98% | 2017-09-23 |
| 2149. | Mouldy (mouldy44) | 79.04 | 97% | 2017-10-01 |
| 2150. | Mohit (mohit2208) | 79.04 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
| 2151. | Preston (fregebombs) | 79.04 | 97% | 2018-03-24 |
| 2152. | Greg (grrg) | 79.03 | 98% | 2021-08-20 |
| 2153. | Troy (tgdamico) | 79.02 | 96% | 2019-05-17 |
| 2154. | kenboi (_kenboi) | 78.97 | 95% | 2019-11-26 |
| 2155. | I'm too slow (khaelnas) | 78.97 | 96% | 2021-07-26 |
| 2156. | Ruslan (ruslan_osmanov) | 78.93 | 98% | 2017-09-10 |
| 2157. | meng (eikmeng1127) | 78.89 | 97% | 2017-09-10 |
| 2158. | Will (greggaz) | 78.87 | 97% | 2019-12-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |