So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15421. | Tim (wayofwolf) | 75.77 | 95% | 2014-12-11 |
| 15422. | Arshad (marshadalimughal@gm... | 75.77 | 97% | 2011-12-29 |
| 15423. | Desdemona (desdemona) | 75.76 | — | 2009-12-02 |
| 15424. | 🤔 (stabilized) | 75.76 | 97% | 2015-11-29 |
| 15425. | RStypekills (gigibro) | 75.76 | 96% | 2018-09-12 |
| 15426. | Molly (mtm09386) | 75.76 | 93% | 2011-06-10 |
| 15427. | Isaac (youth) | 75.76 | 92% | 2014-04-09 |
| 15428. | Alex (hockeymna12) | 75.76 | 95% | 2015-11-05 |
| 15429. | en (en_revol) | 75.76 | 92% | 2013-10-05 |
| 15430. | toni (noilly) | 75.75 | 96% | 2021-07-04 |
| 15431. | DxB (phantoma) | 75.75 | 92% | 2016-07-23 |
| 15432. | Ian (wakers) | 75.75 | 91% | 2015-02-16 |
| 15433. | Bilal (bilaltufail) | 75.75 | 100% | 2014-03-09 |
| 15434. | Grace (nothing2345) | 75.74 | 88% | 2017-04-15 |
| 15435. | ak1ra (liamprogamerz) | 75.74 | 95% | 2021-04-29 |
| 15436. | Chirag (chirag11032000) | 75.74 | 98% | 2019-10-23 |
| 15437. | f1rstfloor (f1rstfloor) | 75.73 | 97% | 2022-03-19 |
| 15438. | manoj (manoj0792) | 75.73 | 95% | 2023-09-07 |
| 15439. | Shahab (mygaffer) | 75.73 | 98% | 2013-09-25 |
| 15440. | Raslan (hipsterbumi) | 75.73 | 97% | 2022-04-05 |
| 15441. | Person (ali_666_) | 75.73 | 95% | 2021-09-11 |
| 15442. | Rat (ratoda) | 75.73 | 94% | 2011-10-03 |
| 15443. | Ho (xderpyism) | 75.73 | 97% | 2018-09-28 |
| 15444. | Carlos (cadu) | 75.73 | — | 2008-11-22 |
| 15445. | DKTang (killnoevil) | 75.72 | 97% | 2021-10-27 |
| 15446. | Danske (danske21) | 75.72 | 96% | 2022-03-07 |
| 15447. | David (bpsccheney) | 75.72 | 97% | 2022-08-03 |
| 15448. | Angus (anguseinstein1) | 75.72 | 97% | 2022-02-18 |
| 15449. | dude (udead1) | 75.72 | 97% | 2020-07-04 |
| 15450. | getfingrd (piggo1228) | 75.72 | 95% | 2019-12-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |