So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20584. | asdf (floydian) | 67.62 | — | 2010-05-07 |
| 20585. | Josh (zeubermensch1337) | 67.61 | 96% | 2020-09-29 |
| 20586. | Josh (therisk33) | 67.61 | 96% | 2019-05-27 |
| 20587. | Wissa (wissaa) | 67.61 | 96% | 2023-01-07 |
| 20588. | Oni (oni4hmad) | 67.61 | 97% | 2023-05-12 |
| 20589. | Rasmus (metris) | 67.61 | 94% | 2019-09-27 |
| 20590. | anónimo (lincolnhs) | 67.61 | 92% | 2012-09-26 |
| 20591. | SR400 (goldwing1119) | 67.61 | 94% | 2014-04-30 |
| 20592. | hieu (hieult) | 67.61 | 95% | 2013-05-01 |
| 20593. | Baby (bonxate) | 67.61 | 98% | 2011-12-08 |
| 20594. | Ryan (ryanspeed) | 67.60 | 94% | 2023-02-07 |
| 20595. | Ryan (ryando2000) | 67.60 | 98% | 2017-03-02 |
| 20596. | Brandon (itsbarn) | 67.60 | 89% | 2013-05-25 |
| 20597. | djackallstar (djackallstar) | 67.60 | 94% | 2011-08-22 |
| 20598. | Regsa (regsagc) | 67.60 | 95% | 2016-05-17 |
| 20599. | Brandy (jankayla) | 67.60 | — | 2009-04-08 |
| 20600. | Kevin (trunkate) | 67.59 | 90% | 2017-01-28 |
| 20601. | j (jk993) | 67.59 | 96% | 2018-09-27 |
| 20602. | Zeke (ezeekey) | 67.59 | 95.9% | 2023-08-25 |
| 20603. | Amir (amirahmedimtiaz) | 67.58 | 94% | 2023-03-14 |
| 20604. | DEATH (deathxx95) | 67.58 | 98% | 2023-03-16 |
| 20605. | Almondz (chollawat2) | 67.58 | 96% | 2012-09-11 |
| 20606. | drago (drag00me) | 67.57 | 98% | 2021-05-30 |
| 20607. | TsReaper (tsreaper) | 67.57 | 94% | 2016-06-03 |
| 20608. | Rask (frederik0147) | 67.57 | 96% | 2023-03-25 |
| 20609. | nik (nikoloose) | 67.57 | 96% | 2021-06-17 |
| 20610. | Jennifer (pissedjenny) | 67.57 | 97% | 2020-09-13 |
| 20611. | Ryan (coccaineaddict) | 67.56 | 98% | 2022-05-03 |
| 20612. | Anku (gurooatwork) | 67.56 | 95.9% | 2023-09-13 |
| 20613. | Ramson (rammun) | 67.56 | 98% | 2021-08-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |