So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
Active since August 3, 2008.
317 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24685. | Mike hawk (hapler) | 61.29 | 94% | 2022-01-09 |
| 24686. | Deepak (logsbydeepak) | 61.29 | 96.3% | 2023-06-12 |
| 24687. | Nurbek (cheburekkek) | 61.29 | 97% | 2021-09-29 |
| 24688. | Cam (oinkiguana) | 61.29 | 77% | 2014-01-03 |
| 24689. | Bakerman (mthnglac) | 61.29 | 96% | 2021-03-25 |
| 24690. | Trung Hau (trunghau) | 61.29 | — | 2011-02-21 |
| 24691. | Dima (zormik) | 61.28 | 95% | 2021-06-15 |
| 24692. | Kayega (briankayega) | 61.28 | 96% | 2023-04-03 |
| 24693. | Danica (pandanica) | 61.28 | 95% | 2021-08-28 |
| 24694. | Michael (klosterkak) | 61.28 | 91% | 2016-07-08 |
| 24695. | Chicken (sontayy) | 61.28 | 91% | 2013-01-08 |
| 24696. | Adam (adad35) | 61.28 | 96% | 2018-09-13 |
| 24697. | Jimmy (jimmy_voe) | 61.27 | 94% | 2022-01-09 |
| 24698. | Pupo (peacemaker) | 61.27 | — | 2009-07-24 |
| 24699. | Smine (sminerino) | 61.27 | 94% | 2017-01-22 |
| 24700. | Antonio (antoniom) | 61.27 | 97% | 2015-08-28 |
| 24701. | Megan (chapstick12) | 61.26 | 96.2% | 2023-08-25 |
| 24702. | Disturbance (disturbance) | 61.26 | 93% | 2011-06-16 |
| 24703. | ez3kiel (ez3kiel) | 61.26 | 97% | 2021-04-13 |
| 24704. | Jay (scuba44s) | 61.26 | 95% | 2020-12-08 |
| 24705. | gaddiel (gaddiel) | 61.26 | 96% | 2012-08-17 |
| 24706. | Weezy (weezy) | 61.26 | — | 2008-11-27 |
| 24707. | I want to type with all my ... | 61.26 | 89% | 2013-09-09 |
| 24708. | Ruby (kwjthiew) | 61.26 | 98% | 2011-07-01 |
| 24709. | segfault (kdcoetzee) | 61.25 | 96% | 2015-09-14 |
| 24710. | Efthimis (efthimis_milts) | 61.25 | 96% | 2021-03-03 |
| 24711. | starvig (thomshi) | 61.25 | 96% | 2019-03-27 |
| 24712. | Anton (thelegacyz) | 61.25 | 89% | 2013-08-05 |
| 24713. | King Manu (jonahmano) | 61.25 | — | 2009-04-06 |
| 24714. | Akira (s_akira) | 61.24 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |