As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5263. | ಠ_ಥ (torgunz) | 96.45 | 97% | 2019-01-29 |
| 5264. | beordy (beordy) | 96.45 | 97% | 2024-08-19 |
| 5265. | Kurt (thydark) | 96.44 | 98% | 2021-03-31 |
| 5266. | Kim Jong (kimjongillmatic) | 96.44 | 98% | 2018-04-29 |
| 5267. | imnotpeteryo (imnotpeteryo) | 96.44 | 98% | 2015-04-07 |
| 5268. | Leo (liveforlolis) | 96.44 | 90% | 2016-09-22 |
| 5269. | shortrug (shortrug) | 96.43 | 98% | 2020-01-09 |
| 5270. | Rishi (rishipoonia) | 96.43 | 98.2% | 2025-04-24 |
| 5271. | Jason (falminfingaz) | 96.42 | 94% | 2015-10-11 |
| 5272. | Jack (itisindeedjack) | 96.42 | 97% | 2023-02-02 |
| 5273. | One last time (ubershah) | 96.42 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
| 5274. | Mikkel (micc2) | 96.41 | 96% | 2021-09-04 |
| 5275. | Johnathan (jcaves) | 96.41 | 94% | 2015-04-08 |
| 5276. | bruh (sarfanas) | 96.40 | 93% | 2016-02-12 |
| 5277. | DrZDubs (drzdubs) | 96.40 | 97% | 2017-08-28 |
| 5278. | Patrik (itsuberrr) | 96.40 | 94% | 2017-05-27 |
| 5279. | Charlie (swordmole) | 96.39 | 98% | 2020-05-31 |
| 5280. | Jay (jay1723) | 96.39 | 96% | 2016-06-06 |
| 5281. | Hans (extrem3typist) | 96.39 | 94% | 2016-02-19 |
| 5282. | JerMoe (jaydee44) | 96.38 | 100% | 2025-03-27 |
| 5283. | Kittyman10 (kittyman10) | 96.38 | 98% | 2023-03-11 |
| 5284. | Cuthalion (cuthalion) | 96.38 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
| 5285. | EJ (imatypergirl) | 96.38 | 89% | 2015-09-25 |
| 5286. | tyler (tylerrhee1) | 96.36 | 98% | 2024-07-30 |
| 5287. | Someone (18lauey2) | 96.36 | 96% | 2019-04-13 |
| 5288. | Basil (kaneki_k3n) | 96.36 | 97% | 2022-07-21 |
| 5289. | Meow (catteabae) | 96.36 | 98% | 2022-04-13 |
| 5290. | Hal (hal21) | 96.36 | 98.3% | 2021-02-15 |
| 5291. | shota.b (shotiko8) | 96.36 | 98% | 2021-04-01 |
| 5292. | Ronald (ihatetypingsm) | 96.35 | 97% | 2024-09-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |