Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2236. | Kristen (kristengreen) | 78.09 | 96% | 2019-06-13 |
| 2237. | Sirjan (ssirjann) | 78.07 | 97% | 2018-09-22 |
| 2238. | Eshan (mister_mediocre) | 78.06 | 95% | 2018-07-04 |
| 2239. | Lelouch (refrain94) | 78.04 | 97% | 2018-02-25 |
| 2240. | Deron (deronpianoplayer) | 78.04 | 99% | 2019-11-14 |
| 2241. | Brandon (dvorak_scrub) | 78.02 | 97% | 2018-11-11 |
| 2242. | Eujean (eujean) | 78.01 | 98% | 2018-09-19 |
| 2243. | orange44 (leotapp) | 77.99 | 95% | 2018-02-07 |
| 2244. | carve (carve) | 77.98 | 97% | 2017-09-11 |
| 2245. | Gerhard (gkuschnik) | 77.98 | 97% | 2019-02-02 |
| 2246. | Preston (brazenbunnies) | 77.98 | 97% | 2020-01-04 |
| 2247. | Jeremy (gurmzzz) | 77.98 | 98% | 2019-08-09 |
| 2248. | Robert (golduckest) | 77.97 | 97% | 2018-03-29 |
| 2249. | Jose (josethomas) | 77.97 | 99% | 2019-12-10 |
| 2250. | Paul (jocknetstone) | 77.97 | 96% | 2018-08-24 |
| 2251. | Ari (arimgibson) | 77.97 | 98% | 2019-02-09 |
| 2252. | 4Head (extramilkydubs) | 77.95 | 96% | 2019-08-28 |
| 2253. | Dayna (daynarrr) | 77.95 | 95% | 2021-07-26 |
| 2254. | Kriss (kriss5a) | 77.94 | 96% | 2018-10-13 |
| 2255. | Manraj (man_123lama) | 77.92 | 98% | 2019-12-22 |
| 2256. | Jerry (tree_tree) | 77.92 | 96% | 2017-11-18 |
| 2257. | Dylan (dyl0e) | 77.91 | 97% | 2021-08-01 |
| 2258. | hissi (hissi) | 77.90 | 97% | 2020-02-12 |
| 2259. | Tony (sonic_offline) | 77.86 | 95% | 2019-07-28 |
| 2260. | Brett (sonovthedawn) | 77.85 | 96% | 2019-09-18 |
| 2261. | Austin (austinsnow) | 77.84 | 95% | 2019-10-29 |
| 2262. | Ryan (lionryan) | 77.84 | 96% | 2019-06-13 |
| 2263. | Czar (czarlol) | 77.83 | 98% | 2018-05-07 |
| 2264. | Tay (quiettoonix) | 77.83 | 96% | 2018-01-24 |
| 2265. | Timothy (timothyslash) | 77.79 | 97% | 2018-01-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |