Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3368. | Sheppard (thesheppard) | 68.12 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
| 3369. | Gabifan (gabelpfand) | 68.11 | 96% | 2019-10-04 |
| 3370. | Wesley (yemam) | 68.11 | 95% | 2017-10-28 |
| 3371. | Moses (moses297) | 68.11 | 97% | 2017-08-27 |
| 3372. | 终 (zedathug) | 68.09 | 96% | 2018-06-22 |
| 3373. | joki (jokistyle) | 68.06 | 97% | 2020-10-14 |
| 3374. | visual (visual9) | 68.06 | 97% | 2019-11-13 |
| 3375. | Vaibhav (vaibhav3051) | 68.06 | 96% | 2020-01-01 |
| 3376. | Ron (kenmastan) | 68.04 | 96% | 2020-10-28 |
| 3377. | Jay (scuba44s) | 68.02 | 96% | 2020-01-08 |
| 3378. | Alexander (jopler) | 68.02 | 97% | 2020-04-27 |
| 3379. | smell (mytoes) | 68.01 | 98% | 2020-12-16 |
| 3380. | Yikes (yikesforever) | 68.00 | 96% | 2020-03-09 |
| 3381. | Deron (deronpianoplayer) | 68.00 | 97% | 2018-04-28 |
| 3382. | Rema1000 (rqsxxth) | 67.99 | 97% | 2020-11-03 |
| 3383. | jason (wickeddog) | 67.99 | 99% | 2018-12-04 |
| 3384. | Sameer (sameersadiq1) | 67.97 | 97% | 2018-10-28 |
| 3385. | Crashie (exploiter911) | 67.97 | 94% | 2017-09-11 |
| 3386. | Send_Help (brantonmindl) | 67.96 | 95% | 2020-12-01 |
| 3387. | Boomer (boomer_typer) | 67.96 | 97% | 2020-06-22 |
| 3388. | Manjula (manjula121) | 67.95 | 98% | 2018-02-26 |
| 3389. | Valtsu (copywriter) | 67.95 | 96% | 2019-11-22 |
| 3390. | Lars Andreas (larzanda) | 67.94 | 97% | 2019-05-23 |
| 3391. | Zachary (zminuk) | 67.91 | 96% | 2018-03-20 |
| 3392. | rat (rakend) | 67.91 | 98% | 2020-06-23 |
| 3393. | IIIllllIlIlIIIIlII (bakalu) | 67.91 | 95% | 2019-05-11 |
| 3394. | Roc (crackroks) | 67.90 | 98% | 2019-04-02 |
| 3395. | Jason (jasonw1121) | 67.89 | 94% | 2019-09-01 |
| 3396. | LE ANH QUAN (hacbachmaquan) | 67.88 | 97% | 2021-07-19 |
| 3397. | Emil (jeez97) | 67.88 | 96% | 2019-04-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |