Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!
—from Red Dwarf: Gunmen of the Apocalypse, a other by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1168. | J (jyorange) | 71.24 | 97% | 2018-12-28 |
| 1169. | Thomas (r1bs) | 71.19 | 97% | 2017-10-25 |
| 1170. | Yousef (cleverwolf7) | 71.18 | 97% | 2018-11-25 |
| 1171. | Melloganeb (melloganeb) | 71.13 | 96% | 2019-01-10 |
| 1172. | yo (tensoon) | 71.10 | 97% | 2018-09-26 |
| 1173. | Hans (brotaufstrich) | 71.07 | 96% | 2019-04-22 |
| 1174. | Kuba (kubasey) | 71.03 | 98% | 2017-09-08 |
| 1175. | Ken (aqckensan) | 71.01 | 96% | 2019-05-03 |
| 1176. | Pyrrho (pyrrho2) | 71.00 | 97% | 2019-05-10 |
| 1177. | Xan (justxan) | 70.98 | 96% | 2019-09-02 |
| 1178. | tsapi (tsapi) | 70.97 | 97% | 2018-04-08 |
| 1179. | James2 (james372) | 70.97 | 97% | 2018-03-18 |
| 1180. | Animehoshi.com (joshuafly) | 70.94 | 97% | 2018-08-14 |
| 1181. | Chitraketu (alpha1321) | 70.93 | 98% | 2020-02-13 |
| 1182. | Jarambae (farid1993) | 70.90 | 98% | 2018-06-03 |
| 1183. | Dave (hankatola) | 70.79 | 96% | 2017-10-24 |
| 1184. | Crashie (exploiter911) | 70.76 | 95% | 2019-01-23 |
| 1185. | Hampadampadoo (hampadampadoo) | 70.75 | 97% | 2018-06-02 |
| 1186. | Sebastian (sebtsch) | 70.74 | 98% | 2018-01-31 |
| 1187. | Maria (nmtmaria) | 70.73 | 97% | 2018-09-02 |
| 1188. | Eli (maketyperacergreatagain) | 70.70 | 98% | 2017-09-13 |
| 1189. | Brodie (p7nda) | 70.68 | 94% | 2018-08-23 |
| 1190. | Ajstyle (ajityahoo876) | 70.68 | 96% | 2017-11-16 |
| 1191. | Auxrehor (ephraim1234) | 70.63 | 97% | 2018-03-18 |
| 1192. | Shaobo (naruth_nova) | 70.62 | 97% | 2019-11-10 |
| 1193. | Aaron (theredspartan) | 70.61 | 99% | 2018-06-07 |
| 1194. | rayner harold (raynerhmc) | 70.58 | 98% | 2018-06-04 |
| 1195. | Connor (jonecon) | 70.57 | 96% | 2019-04-07 |
| 1196. | Solo (solohan) | 70.54 | 97% | 2020-03-04 |
| 1197. | spacegoose (spaceg00se) | 70.54 | 97% | 2020-01-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 3,588 | 77.52 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 79.26 | May 21, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 49.38 | October 28, 2021 |