When a great office is vacant, either by death or disgrace (which often happens), five or six of those candidates petition the emperor to entertain his majesty and the court with a dance on the rope; and whoever jumps the highest, without falling, succeeds in the office.
—from Gulliver's Travels, a book by Jonathan Swift
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2389. | ph (phmi) | 87.64 | 99% | 2019-11-24 |
| 2390. | Rachel (rrachell) | 87.63 | 98% | 2019-10-14 |
| 2391. | Samuel (sambg) | 87.63 | 96% | 2019-08-08 |
| 2392. | K3 (lienk3) | 87.63 | 98% | 2019-10-17 |
| 2393. | NewKeyboardDontLaugh (arisk... | 87.60 | 98% | 2017-12-11 |
| 2394. | andrew (megaracer44) | 87.59 | 96% | 2019-06-04 |
| 2395. | Chew (chewyixin99) | 87.59 | 98% | 2020-07-09 |
| 2396. | Daf (dafpogi1) | 87.59 | 98% | 2020-11-04 |
| 2397. | _____ (husixu1) | 87.58 | 98% | 2020-12-20 |
| 2398. | chuckey (chuckey) | 87.57 | 97% | 2019-07-23 |
| 2399. | James (karonar) | 87.54 | 99% | 2018-11-07 |
| 2400. | Carter (thecartel) | 87.53 | 96% | 2017-09-01 |
| 2401. | Eder (edertyper) | 87.50 | 98% | 2017-06-12 |
| 2402. | Identitylessness (power_punch) | 87.49 | 97% | 2020-12-05 |
| 2403. | William (ugandanwilliam) | 87.47 | 99% | 2019-08-09 |
| 2404. | Feilem (feilem) | 87.46 | 95% | 2019-05-30 |
| 2405. | Crashie (exploiter911) | 87.45 | 97% | 2019-01-07 |
| 2406. | Chetan (ch374n) | 87.44 | 97% | 2019-09-24 |
| 2407. | Brad (thaboggla) | 87.44 | 98% | 2018-08-31 |
| 2408. | Nick (preferablynot) | 87.43 | 97% | 2017-06-25 |
| 2409. | Kevin (kxvinkim) | 87.43 | 97% | 2020-08-01 |
| 2410. | Lyer (lyerlyer) | 87.42 | 96% | 2017-12-21 |
| 2411. | Susan (pfpigs) | 87.42 | 95% | 2017-05-01 |
| 2412. | josh (trek5900) | 87.40 | 90% | 2017-02-06 |
| 2413. | boustrophedon (boustrophedon) | 87.38 | 97% | 2018-03-18 |
| 2414. | Camille (furstc1) | 87.34 | 96% | 2019-05-07 |
| 2415. | Blade (kingsblade) | 87.34 | 96% | 2020-04-26 |
| 2416. | Brendan (panikooooos) | 87.34 | 99% | 2017-09-18 |
| 2417. | Chris (mctalon1) | 87.32 | 99% | 2017-09-01 |
| 2418. | Timo (urmaul) | 87.32 | 95% | 2018-11-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 13,083 | 77.76 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 32 | 92.07 | August 19, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 12 | 52.61 | April 19, 2021 |