What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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| 1580. | Ruben (rubenzhang) | 78.66 | 97% | 2020-03-22 |
| 1581. | yeems (yeems) | 78.61 | 97% | 2020-01-14 |
| 1582. | aaronmcg (aaronmcg) | 78.59 | 96% | 2020-10-23 |
| 1583. | Jonathon (goodstuff11) | 78.58 | 97% | 2020-12-14 |
| 1584. | Niccster (niccster10) | 78.49 | 96% | 2018-11-21 |
| 1585. | korazer (rafhael132) | 78.41 | 96% | 2020-04-05 |
| 1586. | mv0 (the_oko) | 78.39 | 97% | 2020-10-25 |
| 1587. | a (suk_) | 78.37 | 95% | 2020-03-27 |
| 1588. | Bananko (bananko) | 78.34 | 96% | 2017-12-20 |
| 1589. | Theda (thedacuiqylk) | 78.32 | 96% | 2020-10-16 |
| 1590. | Ella (amhaissup) | 78.31 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
| 1591. | Hunter (mythichunter758) | 78.31 | 96% | 2020-09-28 |
| 1592. | jisungspetsquirrel (kkdaone) | 78.31 | 96% | 2019-11-06 |
| 1593. | Jeff (mrblurbyyt) | 78.28 | 97% | 2019-03-17 |
| 1594. | Jordan (jagmasta259) | 78.20 | 97% | 2019-09-20 |
| 1595. | Park Shin Hye (yipaepaen) | 78.15 | 97% | 2018-04-08 |
| 1596. | Genesis (buasch) | 78.14 | 96% | 2018-05-26 |
| 1597. | Crashie (exploiter911) | 78.14 | 95% | 2018-03-12 |
| 1598. | MookMill (yungmook) | 78.09 | 97% | 2020-04-01 |
| 1599. | TTVronness_ (ronneclee) | 78.09 | 95% | 2018-03-26 |
| 1600. | Trae (traeb1999) | 78.04 | 98% | 2020-08-12 |
| 1601. | Glenn (majintrunks) | 78.02 | 97% | 2020-08-02 |
| 1602. | Darapsas (darapsas) | 77.99 | 97% | 2018-08-23 |
| 1603. | Yush (ayushboss4) | 77.97 | 96% | 2020-11-27 |
| 1604. | Tony (scero) | 77.96 | 96% | 2018-07-31 |
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