As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5105. | Joe (zeppyg) | 96.62 | 97% | 2022-03-20 |
| 5106. | Hristiyan (stormthetallone) | 96.62 | 97% | 2019-10-24 |
| 5107. | Joseph (jv33zy) | 96.61 | 98% | 2021-11-01 |
| 5108. | Deimantas (deimantas) | 96.61 | 98% | 2020-08-11 |
| 5109. | =RADULE= (radule) | 96.61 | 98% | 2022-10-14 |
| 5110. | noi (pouffles) | 96.61 | 91% | 2015-10-08 |
| 5111. | jasmeanie (jasmeanie) | 96.60 | 98% | 2023-04-18 |
| 5112. | mohsolos (mohsolos) | 96.60 | 96% | 2023-12-02 |
| 5113. | DiscoOrc (discoorc) | 96.60 | 88% | 2016-07-07 |
| 5114. | MNL48 Frances DieHardSuppor... | 96.60 | 99% | 2023-03-30 |
| 5115. | もゆら (moyura) | 96.60 | 89% | 2015-07-12 |
| 5116. | J (coughee) | 96.60 | 99% | 2017-07-03 |
| 5117. | Don (udontran) | 96.59 | 96% | 2016-12-13 |
| 5118. | FanchenBao (fanchenbao) | 96.59 | 99% | 2025-01-28 |
| 5119. | tstats[amfctrinidad] (amfct... | 96.59 | 97.2% | 2024-11-19 |
| 5120. | Santiago (skavel) | 96.59 | 98% | 2021-04-21 |
| 5121. | Chris (figuresofstick) | 96.58 | 97% | 2016-07-19 |
| 5122. | Crashie (exploiter911) | 96.58 | 97% | 2019-11-05 |
| 5123. | (^‿^) (markz932) | 96.57 | 99% | 2020-04-18 |
| 5124. | Katie (kwils) | 96.57 | 98% | 2023-03-16 |
| 5125. | Steven (rgbdoad) | 96.57 | 98% | 2021-05-14 |
| 5126. | ( ¬‿¬) ( ಠ_ಠ) (... | 96.56 | 98% | 2021-05-28 |
| 5127. | marwan_03 discord good with... | 96.56 | 97% | 2022-05-17 |
| 5128. | TJ (dreamstyle) | 96.55 | 97.8% | 2023-09-25 |
| 5129. | sang (shatoboar) | 96.54 | 97.5% | 2024-11-13 |
| 5130. | test (cmlyma) | 96.54 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
| 5131. | Sam (disasterlooms) | 96.54 | 98% | 2019-04-01 |
| 5132. | Hailee (perkypotato) | 96.54 | 99% | 2019-12-12 |
| 5133. | The_Circus (the_circus) | 96.53 | 98% | 2023-09-12 |
| 5134. | Aida (aida_sma_777) | 96.52 | 96% | 2025-03-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |