The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14871. | Clement (clementwong1014) | 79.98 | — | 2008-10-23 |
| 14872. | Johan (thedudejohan) | 79.97 | 94% | 2015-06-23 |
| 14873. | Austinito (austinito) | 79.97 | 99% | 2020-08-20 |
| 14874. | Eirik (credar) | 79.97 | 94% | 2014-01-10 |
| 14875. | Brian (couponcollector) | 79.96 | 92% | 2016-04-06 |
| 14876. | Jennifer (jinglebingo) | 79.96 | 97% | 2022-06-21 |
| 14877. | Enric (enrikitou) | 79.96 | 97% | 2022-10-07 |
| 14878. | Phin (phinttv) | 79.96 | 95% | 2021-01-23 |
| 14879. | matt (matterz5) | 79.96 | 97% | 2020-02-17 |
| 14880. | Darshan (darshanbidkar) | 79.96 | 95% | 2012-11-06 |
| 14881. | Alo (alosarv) | 79.96 | 99% | 2015-07-01 |
| 14882. | Veronica (afdavis) | 79.96 | 97% | 2014-05-04 |
| 14883. | Chhad (chadski642) | 79.95 | 96.3% | 2023-09-29 |
| 14884. | Shivam (skmeenain) | 79.95 | 97% | 2020-06-01 |
| 14885. | chandra (sekhar_88) | 79.95 | 98% | 2016-02-04 |
| 14886. | Liu (hoingfong) | 79.95 | — | 2010-09-30 |
| 14887. | Ryan (ryanwalterg) | 79.94 | 96% | 2022-07-10 |
| 14888. | Maria (ladymariag) | 79.94 | 98% | 2022-01-03 |
| 14889. | Aryan (arcuh) | 79.94 | 96% | 2021-11-21 |
| 14890. | Jupiter8000 (jupiter8000) | 79.94 | 99% | 2023-05-16 |
| 14891. | OneVlaOrchestra (onevlaorch... | 79.94 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
| 14892. | Jonathan (jonywho) | 79.94 | 96% | 2012-05-13 |
| 14893. | Amanda (uhmanduh) | 79.94 | — | 2011-04-04 |
| 14894. | Reverie (tifa_lockhart) | 79.94 | 98% | 2013-12-25 |
| 14895. | Arshad (marshadalimughal@gm... | 79.94 | 94% | 2012-10-15 |
| 14896. | Crashie (exploiter911) | 79.94 | 96% | 2019-01-03 |
| 14897. | Neil (neilborde) | 79.93 | 97% | 2017-08-26 |
| 14898. | Kuma (kumatero1) | 79.93 | 99% | 2022-11-04 |
| 14899. | Pandancement (sheaththerogue) | 79.93 | 97% | 2022-06-14 |
| 14900. | Ryan (silvanite) | 79.93 | 95% | 2012-07-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |