So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13977. | Raz (lotanraz) | 78.01 | 94% | 2017-07-26 |
| 13978. | kc (kcyz) | 78.00 | 93% | 2015-09-04 |
| 13979. | George (gromji) | 78.00 | 96% | 2022-03-28 |
| 13980. | Drj (hellachronicsmoke) | 78.00 | 95% | 2012-01-19 |
| 13981. | papermaster_n (papermaster_n) | 78.00 | 95% | 2013-04-30 |
| 13982. | Jonah (etter) | 78.00 | — | 2009-05-19 |
| 13983. | Siddu (siddu9898) | 78.00 | — | 2010-04-01 |
| 13984. | Joe (joeshmoe2220) | 78.00 | 96% | 2015-05-21 |
| 13985. | Gabbie (gg13) | 77.99 | 97% | 2023-05-15 |
| 13986. | Jupiter8000 (jupiter8000) | 77.99 | 98% | 2022-09-17 |
| 13987. | milo (flyguymi) | 77.99 | 97% | 2021-04-23 |
| 13988. | Pranto (pranto2722) | 77.99 | 98% | 2019-12-15 |
| 13989. | SHelley (birdlady) | 77.99 | — | 2010-04-03 |
| 13990. | Tiago (tvilhena) | 77.99 | 97% | 2015-04-10 |
| 13991. | Jen! (samara2013) | 77.99 | 95% | 2013-04-29 |
| 13992. | JellyBelly (alhaqiqa) | 77.99 | 98% | 2017-02-09 |
| 13993. | beanz (beanzrgood) | 77.98 | 96% | 2023-02-26 |
| 13994. | nothim (notperseus) | 77.98 | 98% | 2023-09-25 |
| 13995. | Enclosed (enclosedletter) | 77.98 | 98% | 2020-04-05 |
| 13996. | b (bonkadonks) | 77.98 | 97% | 2021-08-12 |
| 13997. | Eva (diablo72927) | 77.98 | — | 2010-06-18 |
| 13998. | Sak (sakiii) | 77.98 | — | 2010-11-03 |
| 13999. | Crashie (exploiter911) | 77.98 | 95% | 2017-08-29 |
| 14000. | wayne (nonlimit) | 77.97 | — | 2010-12-09 |
| 14001. | dup (dupdup23) | 77.97 | 97% | 2022-08-14 |
| 14002. | Paddy (paddyl) | 77.97 | 99% | 2022-08-17 |
| 14003. | Ethan (raintalonx) | 77.97 | 96% | 2022-08-07 |
| 14004. | Nik (brila_edge) | 77.97 | 96.1% | 2021-02-24 |
| 14005. | Mhark (mharkmharkmhark) | 77.97 | 96% | 2021-02-25 |
| 14006. | Jonathan (fallsforautumn) | 77.97 | — | 2010-03-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |