The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
392 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25620. | heowuayngon (heowuayngon) | 62.28 | 95% | 2014-02-11 |
| 25621. | (fasihhassan) | 62.28 | 98% | 2016-01-12 |
| 25622. | (abusadat) | 62.27 | 98% | 2015-06-29 |
| 25623. | (p0werc0rd0fjustice) | 62.27 | 87% | 2015-10-15 |
| 25624. | (harake_97) | 62.27 | 95% | 2021-03-14 |
| 25625. | (luiden) | 62.27 | 92% | 2017-01-13 |
| 25626. | (gwood) | 62.27 | — | 2009-08-05 |
| 25627. | E. Crimson [MX] ~ (galneryus) | 62.27 | 97% | 2017-07-31 |
| 25628. | (deonbotelho) | 62.26 | 96% | 2022-01-30 |
| 25629. | Bram (yogurt55) | 62.26 | 94% | 2022-03-25 |
| 25630. | Imak (nimbo) | 62.26 | 96% | 2011-05-14 |
| 25631. | (nuhyamin) | 62.26 | 92% | 2012-03-10 |
| 25632. | (rufftuff) | 62.25 | 96% | 2023-02-26 |
| 25633. | (maurice_mordor) | 62.25 | 95% | 2022-08-01 |
| 25634. | (djawad) | 62.25 | 94% | 2023-07-29 |
| 25635. | AAAA (vivamilan) | 62.25 | — | 2010-03-02 |
| 25636. | (demolice) | 62.24 | 97% | 2021-04-22 |
| 25637. | (bachkimz) | 62.24 | 91% | 2012-06-11 |
| 25638. | Vladimir (cxzpwnedlolz) | 62.24 | 97% | 2017-09-16 |
| 25639. | (zhandos) | 62.24 | 91% | 2015-10-23 |
| 25640. | Shubhang (vermashubhang) | 62.24 | 94% | 2013-08-02 |
| 25641. | (exploit) | 62.24 | — | 2009-06-03 |
| 25642. | Amuck (amuckrunner) | 62.23 | 96.9% | 2021-02-24 |
| 25643. | Jerry (moon_pork98) | 62.23 | 96% | 2021-01-02 |
| 25644. | (olix04) | 62.23 | 95% | 2021-08-16 |
| 25645. | (tjheinzo) | 62.23 | 95% | 2017-09-12 |
| 25646. | (thanhkaka) | 62.23 | — | 2011-02-10 |
| 25647. | Heckel (heckel) | 62.23 | 92% | 2015-04-01 |
| 25648. | (gheeyoo) | 62.22 | 94.6% | 2021-02-06 |
| 25649. | (katana4teen) | 62.22 | 95% | 2023-04-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |