As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10349. | Jingo (anusedusername) | 82.66 | 92% | 2017-05-28 |
| 10350. | Grammar is my Kryptonite (4... | 82.66 | 97% | 2017-11-11 |
| 10351. | Ted (belisarius222) | 82.65 | 94% | 2016-11-18 |
| 10352. | TheTIger107 (thetiger107yt) | 82.65 | 98% | 2020-09-20 |
| 10353. | Pandø (daterphi) | 82.65 | 98% | 2018-02-07 |
| 10354. | sean (tpsn3) | 82.65 | 98% | 2023-02-04 |
| 10355. | Daan (macdann6) | 82.64 | 100% | 2020-10-05 |
| 10356. | Eric (notmexican) | 82.64 | 98% | 2022-06-16 |
| 10357. | Dean (limome) | 82.64 | 98% | 2023-04-05 |
| 10358. | sackbut (sackbut) | 82.64 | 96% | 2022-08-02 |
| 10359. | Jaikun (icedgrave) | 82.64 | 96% | 2017-11-07 |
| 10360. | Adriel (stephencarry) | 82.63 | 96% | 2021-02-22 |
| 10361. | The (syberion) | 82.63 | 95.8% | 2021-02-24 |
| 10362. | Sabrina (astaraya) | 82.63 | 98% | 2019-01-06 |
| 10363. | Vince (gaminggamers) | 82.63 | 96% | 2021-04-07 |
| 10364. | Thor77 (thor77_) | 82.63 | 91% | 2016-11-11 |
| 10365. | Nicolas (nicolassteven) | 82.62 | 97% | 2018-09-12 |
| 10366. | Ivan (expl1icity) | 82.62 | 98% | 2021-12-13 |
| 10367. | Red Guy (theotherredguy) | 82.62 | 95.1% | 2021-02-09 |
| 10368. | Duxh (duxh) | 82.62 | 96% | 2021-03-21 |
| 10369. | Isaac (tastypoop) | 82.62 | 92% | 2016-04-22 |
| 10370. | Ford (xxx_pussydestroyer_xxx) | 82.62 | 96% | 2016-03-11 |
| 10371. | Koby (basedone) | 82.61 | 91% | 2015-06-15 |
| 10372. | mv0 (the_oko) | 82.61 | 97% | 2020-07-24 |
| 10373. | Terry (big_tarray) | 82.61 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
| 10374. | jing (jingunnn) | 82.61 | 96.7% | 2025-03-10 |
| 10375. | Akzhol (leito1) | 82.61 | 94% | 2016-01-19 |
| 10376. | Nighil (nighil) | 82.60 | 97% | 2018-05-07 |
| 10377. | Everly (scribblenerd) | 82.60 | 94.5% | 2023-09-08 |
| 10378. | James (collinzheng) | 82.60 | 96% | 2019-04-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |