The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11448. | Not (skinnypeen_) | 85.67 | 96% | 2020-05-28 |
| 11449. | Solars (solars1) | 85.67 | 96.4% | 2024-01-05 |
| 11450. | Jasmin (jae1287) | 85.67 | 93% | 2013-01-04 |
| 11451. | Shalaby (kakashi_hatake_) | 85.67 | 97% | 2025-02-25 |
| 11452. | Kristen (kristengreen) | 85.67 | 98% | 2012-01-14 |
| 11453. | Norm4ndy (bignigaaaaa) | 85.66 | 97.7% | 2025-02-13 |
| 11454. | Covert_G (covert_g) | 85.66 | 97% | 2025-06-09 |
| 11455. | Asxtral (asxtralkami) | 85.66 | 97% | 2024-05-17 |
| 11456. | Jasper (jaspernl) | 85.66 | 90% | 2013-04-25 |
| 11457. | Vincent (filtertype) | 85.66 | 96% | 2022-11-17 |
| 11458. | edward (uhhseven) | 85.66 | 98% | 2024-06-20 |
| 11459. | (6kg_rat) | 85.66 | 98.1% | 2025-05-14 |
| 11460. | fast_and_curious (asimali246) | 85.66 | 96% | 2016-11-08 |
| 11461. | Paxton (pswongaa) | 85.66 | 99% | 2023-11-18 |
| 11462. | odk46Bt8 (wowcow) | 85.66 | 97% | 2015-08-18 |
| 11463. | Chemist (themamba) | 85.66 | 94% | 2013-11-30 |
| 11464. | Sawyer (exoshocker_) | 85.65 | 98% | 2023-03-07 |
| 11465. | Dimar (noobtyperhehe) | 85.65 | 99% | 2025-07-10 |
| 11466. | Ryan (youngryand) | 85.65 | 99% | 2018-05-11 |
| 11467. | Ryan (therealweenis) | 85.65 | 97% | 2011-11-10 |
| 11468. | redir llub (scythaah) | 85.65 | 98% | 2019-12-19 |
| 11469. | Monotarinai (monotarinai) | 85.65 | 98% | 2023-04-02 |
| 11470. | Darwei (edgar_allan_pwn) | 85.65 | 97% | 2021-02-21 |
| 11471. | Jasen (jaseniten) | 85.65 | 94% | 2012-01-15 |
| 11472. | timtotschlag (timtotschlag) | 85.64 | 98.5% | 2025-01-31 |
| 11473. | JOJ (not2gud) | 85.64 | 96% | 2023-05-30 |
| 11474. | proof (proof_412) | 85.64 | 97% | 2024-02-06 |
| 11475. | joy (sdfla) | 85.64 | 98.1% | 2024-10-03 |
| 11476. | JJ (jjbonta) | 85.64 | 98% | 2021-03-25 |
| 11477. | Shallan Davar (shallan_davar) | 85.63 | 97.1% | 2024-11-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |