The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26567. | MatBi (7klass) | 61.68 | — | 2009-10-29 |
| 26568. | Sania (sania1) | 61.67 | 97% | 2022-04-28 |
| 26569. | Ahmed (beet790) | 61.67 | 95.4% | 2023-08-25 |
| 26570. | ny0r (ny0r) | 61.67 | 99% | 2019-03-11 |
| 26571. | Türkan (vidieee) | 61.67 | — | 2010-03-07 |
| 26572. | Ted (tedbondhus) | 61.67 | 94% | 2014-06-09 |
| 26573. | Taufik (opik11o22o12) | 61.67 | 97% | 2018-12-02 |
| 26574. | Jerry (jlocke789) | 61.67 | 91% | 2014-04-18 |
| 26575. | Amit (amithinduja) | 61.67 | 94% | 2014-07-29 |
| 26576. | Beau (pbeau) | 61.66 | 95% | 2015-06-02 |
| 26577. | liwen (taka_ul) | 61.66 | 94% | 2011-09-21 |
| 26578. | uzr (igor83) | 61.66 | — | 2010-07-09 |
| 26579. | Emad (emad844) | 61.65 | 93.8% | 2023-09-18 |
| 26580. | kajak_CZ (kajak_cz) | 61.65 | 97% | 2021-11-16 |
| 26581. | Kelvin (tephplays) | 61.65 | 97% | 2020-04-23 |
| 26582. | sara (merinus) | 61.65 | 97% | 2012-02-21 |
| 26583. | J (sd59fifty) | 61.64 | 91% | 2017-03-23 |
| 26584. | Viru (virulentis) | 61.64 | 94% | 2019-01-18 |
| 26585. | Shivam (exergo) | 61.64 | 96% | 2021-08-29 |
| 26586. | Andrew (awoobledoople) | 61.64 | 95% | 2021-01-18 |
| 26587. | AtomRong (atomrong) | 61.64 | 95% | 2021-01-17 |
| 26588. | sugz (sugz) | 61.64 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| 26589. | Raphael (elysian_fields) | 61.64 | 95% | 2014-01-02 |
| 26590. | Chris (christal) | 61.64 | — | 2009-12-29 |
| 26591. | Ballin (milkbagz) | 61.63 | 89% | 2016-05-25 |
| 26592. | josh (killer_queen_beats_hi... | 61.63 | 96% | 2021-06-29 |
| 26593. | Jd (jdthebeanbag) | 61.63 | 96% | 2022-01-01 |
| 26594. | Nuria (nuri199) | 61.63 | 95% | 2013-07-19 |
| 26595. | Noam (noamvb) | 61.63 | 95% | 2020-04-20 |
| 26596. | Temirlan (bthero) | 61.63 | 93% | 2017-01-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |