The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9760. | Jerry (jxu98dvorak) | 89.74 | 98% | 2017-06-17 |
| 9761. | Junjun (thezeatark) | 89.73 | 96% | 2021-04-15 |
| 9762. | ian (vortox2587) | 89.73 | 98% | 2018-02-27 |
| 9763. | Jim (shiifty) | 89.73 | 98% | 2013-07-23 |
| 9764. | Engr Ghulam (abbas12) | 89.73 | 97% | 2015-03-19 |
| 9765. | Chirag (chirag_2580) | 89.72 | 97.8% | 2023-09-23 |
| 9766. | da_B0mba (da_b0mba) | 89.72 | 99% | 2021-07-11 |
| 9767. | Magicall (magicall) | 89.72 | 98% | 2023-04-22 |
| 9768. | ty (maltose) | 89.72 | 98% | 2021-09-07 |
| 9769. | Kristin (tchncolorcupcake) | 89.72 | 94% | 2016-03-25 |
| 9770. | Charles (bigboyrick) | 89.72 | 98% | 2023-08-17 |
| 9771. | Choban (chombainer) | 89.72 | 97.2% | 2021-01-27 |
| 9772. | Amit (adeon6) | 89.72 | — | 2010-10-09 |
| 9773. | Felix (flex101) | 89.72 | 90% | 2013-03-24 |
| 9774. | rngy (rngy) | 89.72 | 96% | 2016-12-19 |
| 9775. | max (blajar) | 89.72 | 98% | 2012-09-23 |
| 9776. | David (dlol953) | 89.71 | 98% | 2013-03-11 |
| 9777. | Zeke (exdax) | 89.71 | 95% | 2012-03-27 |
| 9778. | Aki (v3locious) | 89.70 | 98% | 2021-09-16 |
| 9779. | Leizl (lfqt) | 89.70 | 98% | 2019-04-05 |
| 9780. | EdwC (wolftipper) | 89.70 | 96% | 2018-12-15 |
| 9781. | Jack (jackslagle) | 89.70 | 98% | 2023-02-23 |
| 9782. | Austin (xaqilz) | 89.70 | 96% | 2016-08-16 |
| 9783. | Jake (jakejungkook) | 89.69 | 98% | 2023-03-06 |
| 9784. | Loic (99loic) | 89.69 | 97% | 2022-06-11 |
| 9785. | Jai (jaideepjr) | 89.69 | — | 2010-11-25 |
| 9786. | Silvia (frnchvanilla) | 89.69 | 94% | 2012-02-24 |
| 9787. | Artem (gushinartem) | 89.69 | 95% | 2022-01-11 |
| 9788. | Sourabh (sourabhtyping) | 89.69 | 94% | 2015-10-03 |
| 9789. | hainzu (hyneslongares) | 89.68 | 97% | 2023-03-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |