And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11080. | twitch.tv/trafficxxx (aly199) | 95.62 | 99% | 2016-01-27 |
| 11081. | Niemeyer (2023_new_racer) | 95.62 | 98% | 2023-04-04 |
| 11082. | error (leonhardeuler) | 95.62 | 89% | 2012-05-04 |
| 11083. | Rain (rainngo) | 95.62 | — | 2010-07-02 |
| 11084. | Jordan (fluffinmuffin) | 95.62 | 99% | 2020-09-18 |
| 11085. | Ramiro (rr_ramiro) | 95.62 | 99% | 2022-01-15 |
| 11086. | t (zyxx) | 95.62 | 97% | 2020-08-17 |
| 11087. | Courtney (brooke0309) | 95.62 | 99% | 2019-09-30 |
| 11088. | Michael (furious1988) | 95.61 | 96% | 2011-08-06 |
| 11089. | Mike (hipsterdufus) | 95.61 | 97% | 2014-11-15 |
| 11090. | derek (krencik) | 95.60 | 97% | 2016-08-25 |
| 11091. | k (mc0sta) | 95.60 | 97% | 2022-07-16 |
| 11092. | tstats[legendarybbk] (legen... | 95.60 | 97% | 2022-06-12 |
| 11093. | Robert (robhor) | 95.60 | 94% | 2013-10-30 |
| 11094. | Jovy (divinity) | 95.60 | — | 2009-08-24 |
| 11095. | Minh (huynhcongminh) | 95.60 | 93% | 2012-06-27 |
| 11096. | Issac (njchicken) | 95.59 | 97% | 2022-03-12 |
| 11097. | ermac (rklive) | 95.59 | 97% | 2019-04-25 |
| 11098. | Zeke (exdax) | 95.59 | — | 2010-02-13 |
| 11099. | Saimeidae (saimeidae) | 95.59 | 96% | 2016-04-03 |
| 11100. | Andrew (ascom) | 95.59 | 97% | 2019-04-19 |
| 11101. | Robert (vacker) | 95.58 | 97% | 2017-08-29 |
| 11102. | Lorenzo (halliwell_manor) | 95.58 | 97% | 2023-09-24 |
| 11103. | Jods (jodslife) | 95.58 | 97% | 2013-07-18 |
| 11104. | Manzur (manzur05) | 95.58 | 98% | 2013-06-19 |
| 11105. | James (skittlz12) | 95.58 | 95% | 2011-11-17 |
| 11106. | MunkyChunk (munkychunk6) | 95.58 | 92% | 2016-08-30 |
| 11107. | Mike (mkmkmk93) | 95.58 | 93% | 2013-03-04 |
| 11108. | anguelo (anguelo) | 95.57 | 97% | 2021-01-02 |
| 11109. | tracer (tracerfps) | 95.57 | 96.2% | 2021-01-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |