As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6591. | tstats[wscieklykasztan] (ws... | 92.31 | 99% | 2022-12-19 |
| 6592. | Virtuoso™ (gkarthick) | 92.31 | 100% | 2022-12-21 |
| 6593. | Alex (yo_boy_jesus) | 92.30 | 97% | 2023-09-07 |
| 6594. | Dave (infiltratingtree) | 92.30 | 98% | 2019-11-05 |
| 6595. | Felipe (mrsilverspoon) | 92.30 | 97.1% | 2025-01-06 |
| 6596. | Radleigh (antiviro) | 92.30 | 97% | 2018-03-26 |
| 6597. | Ro (lasro) | 92.29 | 98% | 2024-02-21 |
| 6598. | Psychism (psychism) | 92.29 | 99% | 2022-04-02 |
| 6599. | Chez (chezdude) | 92.29 | 98% | 2021-03-07 |
| 6600. | Mariffu (mariffu) | 92.28 | 98% | 2024-08-16 |
| 6601. | Lorenzo (lorenzo_) | 92.27 | 97% | 2017-09-24 |
| 6602. | T0ooony (t0ooony) | 92.27 | 97% | 2024-03-05 |
| 6603. | lizzy (blue08) | 92.27 | 98% | 2022-06-18 |
| 6604. | sammy (sammysosa151) | 92.27 | 97% | 2023-03-02 |
| 6605. | Karan Jain (karanjain18) | 92.27 | 97% | 2019-09-01 |
| 6606. | Heapcleaner (fathur) | 92.27 | 99% | 2016-02-29 |
| 6607. | Evan (wrongsandwich) | 92.26 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
| 6608. | neruねる💫 (properfinge... | 92.26 | 97% | 2018-10-16 |
| 6609. | Stan (peppawutz) | 92.26 | 98% | 2023-09-19 |
| 6610. | I (excelsiate) | 92.26 | 93% | 2016-03-05 |
| 6611. | Eujean (eujean) | 92.26 | 98% | 2018-10-21 |
| 6612. | tstats[witherking] (witherk... | 92.25 | 98% | 2023-08-08 |
| 6613. | Sean (xxsonicxx) | 92.25 | 97% | 2015-11-21 |
| 6614. | Aidyn (justaidyn) | 92.25 | 98% | 2019-09-03 |
| 6615. | Sam (realsamxu) | 92.25 | 99% | 2019-08-09 |
| 6616. | Ct (ct2020) | 92.24 | 97% | 2019-11-19 |
| 6617. | Ron (ronald2) | 92.24 | 100% | 2015-06-04 |
| 6618. | Micaherl (sunsoutbunsout) | 92.24 | 98% | 2020-12-06 |
| 6619. | Will (wgomez1025) | 92.24 | 97% | 2018-11-13 |
| 6620. | xBytez (xbytez) | 92.23 | 96% | 2017-09-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |