As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22515. | Lama (lamalama) | 54.40 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
| 22516. | Juho (big_boye) | 54.40 | 95% | 2020-02-04 |
| 22517. | Rizki (rizkisss) | 54.40 | 91% | 2015-09-20 |
| 22518. | heytheredvorak (ym123dvorak) | 54.40 | 96% | 2017-06-29 |
| 22519. | Thanadol (thanadol_a) | 54.39 | 96% | 2021-04-27 |
| 22520. | _s3r4ph (_s3r4ph) | 54.39 | 96% | 2020-11-01 |
| 22521. | TuchuHunter (v4vishal4vs) | 54.39 | 95% | 2023-08-27 |
| 22522. | Melpomene (fyrefox_8558) | 54.39 | 98% | 2021-03-01 |
| 22523. | Marco (studiouscloud) | 54.39 | 97% | 2020-11-29 |
| 22524. | Nistiarius (nistiarius) | 54.39 | 96% | 2020-08-23 |
| 22525. | finntyper (finntyper) | 54.38 | 96% | 2016-09-03 |
| 22526. | trucle (tructruc) | 54.38 | 95% | 2021-05-17 |
| 22527. | Pakistan is my Love (sancbae) | 54.38 | 96% | 2021-09-15 |
| 22528. | Nirzhor (cyclonite) | 54.38 | 96% | 2021-07-23 |
| 22529. | Ashish (grimjaw7) | 54.38 | 95% | 2021-01-11 |
| 22530. | Jordan (mrkentman) | 54.38 | 94% | 2018-06-18 |
| 22531. | sathwik_0777 (sathwik_7770) | 54.37 | 94% | 2021-12-16 |
| 22532. | Excel (excel06) | 54.37 | 96% | 2019-06-25 |
| 22533. | Vivek (viveeek53) | 54.36 | 98% | 2022-12-30 |
| 22534. | Xavier (xavierran) | 54.36 | 94% | 2019-12-19 |
| 22535. | Vincent (vincent6726) | 54.36 | 97% | 2020-02-01 |
| 22536. | John (bubu800) | 54.36 | 98% | 2017-08-03 |
| 22537. | hafidbuilds (hafidium) | 54.35 | 97% | 2021-11-27 |
| 22538. | belal (nano111) | 54.35 | 95% | 2021-03-21 |
| 22539. | Dilli (dilliocm) | 54.35 | 95% | 2018-04-04 |
| 22540. | Amateur (rosie_081122) | 54.35 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| 22541. | John (covah901) | 54.35 | 95% | 2018-02-07 |
| 22542. | supra432005 (supra4232005) | 54.34 | 93% | 2023-08-21 |
| 22543. | keystoke (key_stroke) | 54.34 | 95.7% | 2023-10-30 |
| 22544. | Ahmed (ticalos) | 54.34 | 97% | 2020-11-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |