The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| 32270. | 9.com (nitesh_dhyani) | 37.50 | 92% | 2014-01-06 |
| 32271. | Shayne (charmanderpy) | 36.72 | 87% | 2012-10-28 |
| 32272. | Lucas (sydcsgo) | 36.53 | 96% | 2017-02-26 |
| 32273. | mystie (mystie) | 35.97 | 88% | 2011-10-31 |
| 32274. | Sardar (sampan) | 35.54 | 92% | 2014-01-06 |
| 32275. | Leon (squarerootbagels) | 35.37 | 95% | 2015-12-11 |
| 32276. | katrina mae (katrinamae_cru... | 35.19 | 78% | 2016-08-13 |
| 32277. | akbar (akbar_896) | 34.17 | 81% | 2012-07-29 |
| 32278. | Heart (gurpreet62) | 33.84 | 95% | 2012-03-10 |
| 32279. | Evan (lucario) | 32.42 | — | 2010-01-15 |
| 32280. | Miklós (realmiki) | 31.96 | 93% | 2016-02-11 |
| 32281. | meeftah (meeftah) | 31.61 | 90% | 2012-10-19 |
| 32282. | ganbaatar (ganbaatar69) | 30.30 | 88% | 2016-03-31 |
| 32283. | Fr33 (fr33_wifi) | 30.13 | 88% | 2015-12-12 |
| 32284. | Trần (thuytran898) | 28.83 | 89% | 2011-07-04 |
| 32285. | mudheffar (mudheffar) | 28.78 | 89% | 2016-04-03 |
| 32286. | Only wan? (ewan_2) | 28.67 | — | 2011-03-12 |
| 32287. | Saim (4saim) | 26.81 | 91% | 2016-12-11 |
| 32288. | Joseph (hakumizuka) | 23.14 | 93% | 2011-05-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |