So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7312. | Brett (mutineer) | 92.21 | — | 2009-11-13 |
| 7313. | Derek (thenyaz) | 92.20 | 97% | 2023-06-19 |
| 7314. | dB (dbloemendal) | 92.20 | 98% | 2022-12-12 |
| 7315. | user (user56) | 92.20 | 98% | 2022-03-10 |
| 7316. | Jake (jake_tyler) | 92.20 | 96% | 2023-01-29 |
| 7317. | NotRyan (arthritispacked) | 92.20 | 97% | 2018-07-27 |
| 7318. | Morwenna (mystique) | 92.20 | — | 2008-11-12 |
| 7319. | zu (unknown) | 92.20 | — | 2008-08-27 |
| 7320. | Le (leson2403) | 92.20 | — | 2009-10-28 |
| 7321. | Christopher (chrischafin) | 92.19 | 97% | 2023-05-02 |
| 7322. | ndk100 (ndk100) | 92.19 | 100% | 2016-04-25 |
| 7323. | SISARK4 (sisark4) | 92.19 | 91% | 2016-03-21 |
| 7324. | Guest (loadlng) | 92.19 | 94% | 2015-06-22 |
| 7325. | Adam (cerealbox42) | 92.19 | 98% | 2017-06-10 |
| 7326. | Jota (andreturner) | 92.19 | 98% | 2012-12-11 |
| 7327. | ambientideal (ambientideal) | 92.19 | 98% | 2015-10-17 |
| 7328. | Thomas (aeay) | 92.18 | 98% | 2013-11-21 |
| 7329. | BIGKNEEGROW (evilturtles) | 92.18 | 95% | 2014-02-12 |
| 7330. | Angelo (yonep) | 92.18 | 95% | 2017-05-25 |
| 7331. | Scavcio (scavii) | 92.17 | 97% | 2021-07-03 |
| 7332. | Jakob (dagonhite) | 92.17 | 91% | 2013-02-16 |
| 7333. | Ahmad (zoz201) | 92.17 | 98% | 2017-11-05 |
| 7334. | labrat (natepassion) | 92.16 | 97% | 2022-10-12 |
| 7335. | Speed (thenimblefinger) | 92.16 | 96% | 2021-04-25 |
| 7336. | tstats[sinkingecstasies] (s... | 92.16 | 98% | 2020-04-01 |
| 7337. | DETON (sein) | 92.16 | — | 2009-02-08 |
| 7338. | Yu (guarneri) | 92.16 | 91% | 2012-03-18 |
| 7339. | Keqings Left Pinky (penguin... | 92.15 | 98% | 2021-01-27 |
| 7340. | Zachary (sliacen) | 92.15 | 96% | 2017-09-07 |
| 7341. | Kelsey (simplemindedness) | 92.14 | 95% | 2013-07-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |