I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7931. | Watdahill (jieoms) | 91.63 | 98.5% | 2024-06-01 |
| 7932. | Alex (liltypist44) | 91.63 | 99% | 2022-09-28 |
| 7933. | toudouche (seni42) | 91.63 | 97.8% | 2024-11-27 |
| 7934. | Matthew (matthew243342) | 91.63 | 96% | 2018-11-14 |
| 7935. | Sabrina (oddlyandunlikely) | 91.63 | 96.6% | 2021-02-07 |
| 7936. | Dan (necrakolyte) | 91.63 | 95% | 2015-06-05 |
| 7937. | Andrew (zmeya26) | 91.62 | 94% | 2015-06-16 |
| 7938. | Darrell (rocky814) | 91.62 | 95% | 2016-07-07 |
| 7939. | Hasan (notelex) | 91.61 | 98% | 2021-11-19 |
| 7940. | kenny (speedygonzalez18) | 91.61 | 96% | 2020-10-30 |
| 7941. | red_j (pepeworm_on_mech) | 91.61 | 95% | 2021-01-01 |
| 7942. | Q W E R T Y (chet01) | 91.61 | 96% | 2015-12-05 |
| 7943. | c8a0a697 (c8a0a697) | 91.61 | 97.2% | 2024-05-09 |
| 7944. | Robby Aronson (robbyaronson) | 91.60 | 98% | 2024-05-14 |
| 7945. | chc (chc442) | 91.60 | 96% | 2016-10-02 |
| 7946. | William (bnuldun) | 91.60 | 94% | 2016-02-05 |
| 7947. | montanaromero (montanaromero) | 91.59 | 97% | 2024-09-20 |
| 7948. | Mazin (mmazincham) | 91.59 | 98% | 2025-07-08 |
| 7949. | Square (squareslice) | 91.59 | 96% | 2020-09-14 |
| 7950. | musratte (musratte) | 91.59 | 97.1% | 2023-11-29 |
| 7951. | Koigokoro (broen_dreams) | 91.59 | 98% | 2023-01-14 |
| 7952. | ghostspirit (ghostspirit) | 91.59 | 98% | 2021-12-23 |
| 7953. | Sean (qpalzm123) | 91.59 | 97% | 2021-04-04 |
| 7954. | Chon (jonlwang) | 91.59 | 93% | 2016-06-11 |
| 7955. | Evani (evani78) | 91.59 | 94% | 2017-05-19 |
| 7956. | i_kyu (i_kyu) | 91.58 | 99% | 2023-12-09 |
| 7957. | Brandon (barndenn) | 91.58 | 98% | 2017-06-24 |
| 7958. | Bryan (ogbbae) | 91.58 | 98% | 2019-04-11 |
| 7959. | TJ (tjmcreyn86) | 91.57 | 97% | 2022-05-18 |
| 7960. | edi (ediz214) | 91.57 | 98% | 2022-01-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |