The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8242. | Greg (lostconfuzed) | 93.17 | 94% | 2013-08-05 |
| 8243. | Jonathon (mcint1j) | 93.17 | 98% | 2015-01-22 |
| 8244. | Matt (moze) | 93.17 | 98% | 2011-12-21 |
| 8245. | Harry (harrythegreat5) | 93.17 | 99% | 2017-12-06 |
| 8246. | RIP my friend (reckfulsosexy) | 93.16 | 92% | 2016-02-06 |
| 8247. | Asrielly (devilchilly) | 93.16 | 95% | 2014-12-24 |
| 8248. | Gerard (gerdperez) | 93.16 | 98% | 2022-05-30 |
| 8249. | Yash (yashshingade28) | 93.16 | 98% | 2022-05-12 |
| 8250. | ionut (ionut_red) | 93.16 | 98% | 2022-12-30 |
| 8251. | playing typeracer dot com (... | 93.16 | 97% | 2021-05-09 |
| 8252. | Ian (wakers) | 93.16 | 94% | 2015-03-08 |
| 8253. | ... (zagada) | 93.16 | 90% | 2014-05-29 |
| 8254. | Da Boss (dustybroom) | 93.16 | 94% | 2014-12-10 |
| 8255. | Special Guest (ssguest) | 93.16 | 95% | 2015-07-16 |
| 8256. | Soul (soulapple) | 93.16 | 96% | 2011-06-09 |
| 8257. | DonQuick (donquick) | 93.16 | 97% | 2015-02-08 |
| 8258. | tonyh88 (tonyh88) | 93.15 | 97.4% | 2023-10-23 |
| 8259. | despaciko (despaciko) | 93.15 | 99% | 2023-02-08 |
| 8260. | Biscuits n (cookiez) | 93.15 | — | 2009-11-16 |
| 8261. | Evani (evani78) | 93.15 | 99% | 2018-06-28 |
| 8262. | Reg (regwong) | 93.15 | 94% | 2016-04-17 |
| 8263. | Kevin (sciron00) | 93.15 | 98% | 2013-05-03 |
| 8264. | tyler (tylerqt) | 93.14 | 95% | 2013-02-07 |
| 8265. | ivan (ivanchok) | 93.14 | 98% | 2021-12-12 |
| 8266. | Bob (lazybobby) | 93.14 | 97% | 2021-03-08 |
| 8267. | Walsur (walsur) | 93.14 | 98% | 2020-11-30 |
| 8268. | elcheeguar (elcheeguar) | 93.14 | 99% | 2019-11-23 |
| 8269. | Adam (plutoking) | 93.14 | 97% | 2012-05-19 |
| 8270. | 🧛 kia (kianachantal) | 93.14 | 94% | 2011-10-11 |
| 8271. | John (omster83) | 93.13 | 97% | 2021-04-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |