I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1170. | InrPce (ntd0134) | 97.27 | 98.3% | 2023-07-01 |
| 1171. | swagmaster893247 (swagswags... | 97.26 | 98% | 2024-05-30 |
| 1172. | jesse (catdog9000) | 97.24 | 96.1% | 2024-04-08 |
| 1173. | slivermonger (slivermonger) | 97.23 | 97.8% | 2025-01-28 |
| 1174. | raisann (raisann) | 97.18 | 97% | 2024-10-15 |
| 1175. | Elizabeth (bebecam) | 97.18 | 97% | 2023-05-24 |
| 1176. | LockStock (lockstock) | 97.17 | 98.8% | 2023-10-03 |
| 1177. | mike (mikeyfromqueens) | 97.10 | 98.7% | 2024-12-27 |
| 1178. | Nick (mitchen2) | 97.09 | 95% | 2023-08-09 |
| 1179. | hehe (blazeclash) | 97.09 | 97.7% | 2024-11-19 |
| 1180. | Leo (leoxano) | 97.08 | 96.5% | 2023-11-19 |
| 1181. | Adolo (foca248) | 97.07 | 97% | 2023-09-04 |
| 1182. | Joseph (jcsawyer) | 97.03 | 98% | 2024-07-24 |
| 1183. | M (taloszero) | 97.03 | 98.3% | 2025-01-17 |
| 1184. | Raxdainze (raxdianze) | 97.03 | 98% | 2024-02-25 |
| 1185. | supernoob (krcellucci) | 97.03 | 98% | 2024-10-22 |
| 1186. | Evan (evanandrewrose) | 97.01 | 97% | 2025-03-07 |
| 1187. | Andrei (andrei518) | 96.99 | 97.7% | 2024-12-26 |
| 1188. | Jard (dogspa) | 96.99 | 97% | 2023-05-19 |
| 1189. | andy (rainmaker123) | 96.98 | 97.8% | 2024-10-16 |
| 1190. | SledgeHammer (wrinkleflute) | 96.97 | 97% | 2024-02-29 |
| 1191. | [jtucci] (jtucci) | 96.95 | 97.1% | 2025-01-20 |
| 1192. | TheZacher5645 (thezacher5645) | 96.90 | 96.5% | 2024-01-15 |
| 1193. | b!g (b_i_g_em) | 96.90 | 99% | 2023-07-04 |
| 1194. | Hazem (hazemhmh) | 96.90 | 95.9% | 2024-05-02 |
| 1195. | Edward (kailhreds) | 96.90 | 98.2% | 2024-08-29 |
| 1196. | Only100's (pleaseimprove) | 96.87 | 99% | 2023-06-13 |
| 1197. | John (wiggles123) | 96.87 | 97.8% | 2023-12-03 |
| 1198. | holycow751 (holycow751) | 96.86 | 97% | 2023-06-03 |
| 1199. | Crossland (crossjbeer) | 96.86 | 96.4% | 2025-05-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |