The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6343. | Chemist (themamba) | 98.33 | 97% | 2013-12-04 |
| 6344. | Vlad (flexosaurus) | 98.33 | 97% | 2012-11-13 |
| 6345. | how! (howtotypefastpleasehelp) | 98.32 | 96% | 2022-10-10 |
| 6346. | Alan (fearless1333) | 98.31 | 92% | 2012-01-05 |
| 6347. | eaasye (eaasye) | 98.31 | 97% | 2020-11-23 |
| 6348. | Joel (joel_w2) | 98.31 | 99% | 2021-09-10 |
| 6349. | Joseph (phylacus) | 98.31 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| 6350. | Y (kwal) | 98.31 | 96% | 2014-08-22 |
| 6351. | Teresa (terribear) | 98.31 | 94% | 2011-05-31 |
| 6352. | Darren (impulsio) | 98.30 | 97% | 2022-07-19 |
| 6353. | Smoove (liljuice) | 98.30 | 97.9% | 2021-02-18 |
| 6354. | Justin (justinat) | 98.30 | 95% | 2013-02-04 |
| 6355. | Dr. (drtulung) | 98.29 | 97% | 2022-02-08 |
| 6356. | Robert (october414) | 98.29 | 96% | 2014-03-16 |
| 6357. | uohk (uohk) | 98.28 | 98% | 2018-11-18 |
| 6358. | Xander (xandejesus) | 98.28 | 98% | 2022-03-11 |
| 6359. | Bery (chopstickspinoy) | 98.27 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| 6360. | u8y7541 (u8y7541) | 98.27 | 97% | 2018-05-16 |
| 6361. | eulimp (eulimp) | 98.27 | 98% | 2012-03-02 |
| 6362. | Van (yonomi) | 98.27 | 97% | 2017-08-03 |
| 6363. | Noby (nobyhar123) | 98.26 | 97% | 2019-12-09 |
| 6364. | M (musketeertypist) | 98.26 | 95% | 2021-11-21 |
| 6365. | stanley (stanleyelnats) | 98.26 | 96.1% | 2023-10-29 |
| 6366. | ben (panda_jellyfam) | 98.26 | 98% | 2022-09-19 |
| 6367. | Queen (queen_charmin) | 98.26 | 97% | 2014-08-10 |
| 6368. | Justin (justinngordon) | 98.26 | 98% | 2013-10-07 |
| 6369. | Andrew (monochromeocean) | 98.25 | 98% | 2021-09-05 |
| 6370. | benben (20iq) | 98.25 | 98% | 2022-10-06 |
| 6371. | Sean (ziltiod94) | 98.25 | 96% | 2012-01-13 |
| 6372. | Aon (aond) | 98.24 | 96% | 2023-07-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |