I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9713. | jay (vjrtss) | 85.42 | 96% | 2018-05-22 |
| 9714. | Mark (veltzer) | 85.42 | 98% | 2019-07-18 |
| 9715. | Barbara (barmak) | 85.41 | 99% | 2023-07-26 |
| 9716. | Andrew (viper42usa) | 85.41 | 97% | 2022-09-15 |
| 9717. | Xave (meowcat12) | 85.40 | 96.6% | 2024-09-04 |
| 9718. | epic (epikc) | 85.40 | 98% | 2023-04-20 |
| 9719. | Tianchang (tcliao) | 85.40 | 98% | 2021-11-25 |
| 9720. | Heyhou (david73) | 85.40 | 98% | 2019-03-11 |
| 9721. | Shauzen (maximalcrazy) | 85.40 | 95.5% | 2021-02-12 |
| 9722. | Jeamron (jeamronarat) | 85.40 | 97% | 2017-06-19 |
| 9723. | Aldir (faway) | 85.39 | 99% | 2021-11-18 |
| 9724. | Kartavya (kartavyajain) | 85.39 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
| 9725. | Jav (jav77) | 85.38 | 99% | 2022-02-10 |
| 9726. | juicyguidette (juicyguidette) | 85.38 | 98% | 2023-05-16 |
| 9727. | Bryan (braheem007) | 85.38 | 98% | 2021-02-02 |
| 9728. | trigunateet (trigunateet15) | 85.38 | 97% | 2021-07-15 |
| 9729. | Hagridden Car (euclidean1) | 85.37 | 96% | 2025-03-05 |
| 9730. | HD (hdcodecj) | 85.37 | 96.6% | 2023-10-24 |
| 9731. | Jayden (jayballr) | 85.37 | 97% | 2022-02-17 |
| 9732. | Alastair (brokenrules) | 85.37 | 96% | 2020-12-09 |
| 9733. | speedy^G (ceratopogonidae) | 85.37 | 97% | 2019-05-22 |
| 9734. | thanhmy3love (thanhmy3love) | 85.37 | 98% | 2023-11-10 |
| 9735. | Daniel Nguyen (dan_win) | 85.36 | 96.7% | 2024-12-01 |
| 9736. | Avi (st3phan0) | 85.36 | 96% | 2019-10-02 |
| 9737. | kerem (minor11) | 85.36 | 97.2% | 2021-02-01 |
| 9738. | Ben (01ben10) | 85.36 | 95% | 2021-06-14 |
| 9739. | someone (i_love_sonechkka) | 85.35 | 96% | 2023-08-02 |
| 9740. | Matthew (mdubin3) | 85.35 | 98% | 2023-06-30 |
| 9741. | mehtab (thedemomanking) | 85.35 | 97% | 2021-12-24 |
| 9742. | shellyshellyshellyumm (blue... | 85.35 | 97% | 2021-02-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |