I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2005. | marisa (marithemotorist) | 85.63 | 97.8% | 2024-05-29 |
| 2006. | touch me (sertouchme) | 85.62 | 97.1% | 2023-07-02 |
| 2007. | Phil (hawkk) | 85.61 | 97% | 2024-04-29 |
| 2008. | Orange (calicer1996) | 85.60 | 97.7% | 2024-10-16 |
| 2009. | lastiko (lastdarma) | 85.59 | 97% | 2024-08-04 |
| 2010. | Karol (adobonimama) | 85.59 | 95.5% | 2024-05-05 |
| 2011. | conturna (conturna) | 85.56 | 96.4% | 2024-10-28 |
| 2012. | elnino (elnio2803) | 85.56 | 96.1% | 2024-08-17 |
| 2013. | AziziAziz (ziziaziz) | 85.56 | 98% | 2023-09-07 |
| 2014. | Seiji (sati2030) | 85.55 | 96.4% | 2024-12-23 |
| 2015. | skibidi rizz sigma gyatt (d... | 85.55 | 96.9% | 2023-10-18 |
| 2016. | Marko (markidane) | 85.55 | 96.5% | 2024-07-04 |
| 2017. | lizzz (lizzzthedeer) | 85.54 | 98% | 2023-10-19 |
| 2018. | Homie Trav (homietrav) | 85.53 | 97% | 2024-03-01 |
| 2019. | slow (anjal23) | 85.52 | 98% | 2025-02-06 |
| 2020. | hyugoew (hyugoew) | 85.51 | 96% | 2024-08-07 |
| 2021. | EhterMorph (ethermorph) | 85.50 | 97.9% | 2023-12-15 |
| 2022. | Michał (ciszyn) | 85.48 | 98.6% | 2025-01-03 |
| 2023. | Splonk (splonk) | 85.48 | 97% | 2024-02-22 |
| 2024. | Socrates2 (socrates_3) | 85.44 | 98% | 2024-10-01 |
| 2025. | tyler (tmtypes) | 85.41 | 97% | 2023-07-14 |
| 2026. | Seapea (seapea2) | 85.40 | 96% | 2024-09-19 |
| 2027. | TYPINGTESSERACT77 (typing_t... | 85.40 | 95.8% | 2024-09-16 |
| 2028. | Urabigail (borat_kz) | 85.38 | 96% | 2023-09-12 |
| 2029. | yves (00_yves) | 85.37 | 97% | 2024-10-01 |
| 2030. | Yatin (yatin01) | 85.37 | 98% | 2024-09-18 |
| 2031. | Snappy (rikashae) | 85.37 | 97% | 2024-11-21 |
| 2032. | Pseudo (pseudo_here) | 85.37 | 96.9% | 2024-06-10 |
| 2033. | ArtOfViolence (artofviolence) | 85.33 | 98% | 2023-10-07 |
| 2034. | Zakal (zakalwe) | 85.31 | 98% | 2023-06-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |