Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3638. | ♠Homer (pimpelkram) | 68.94 | 97% | 2018-03-20 |
| 3639. | Alex (poop_guy) | 68.94 | 97% | 2019-10-01 |
| 3640. | Anthony (castubla) | 68.93 | 97% | 2020-06-23 |
| 3641. | Ali (youo) | 68.93 | 96% | 2020-01-21 |
| 3642. | lord nooth (la_zeta) | 68.92 | 98% | 2019-10-27 |
| 3643. | Enclosed (enclosedletter) | 68.92 | 97% | 2019-12-21 |
| 3644. | Sakib (mahmud1) | 68.89 | 96% | 2018-12-12 |
| 3645. | Simon (sgoldins) | 68.86 | 95% | 2020-05-21 |
| 3646. | ジョンジョンジョン... | 68.86 | 96% | 2019-05-18 |
| 3647. | Ire (ire_of_suburbia) | 68.85 | 97% | 2018-06-22 |
| 3648. | mplayer (mplayer) | 68.82 | 94% | 2019-08-10 |
| 3649. | Trigga (globgod) | 68.81 | 95% | 2020-04-30 |
| 3650. | Nieves (cheezy_butter) | 68.81 | 98% | 2020-10-03 |
| 3651. | Daniel (sedan) | 68.79 | 98% | 2018-04-19 |
| 3652. | Jay (scuba44s) | 68.77 | 97% | 2019-11-12 |
| 3653. | jason (jasontime12345) | 68.77 | 95% | 2018-05-08 |
| 3654. | ⏦ (ether_) | 68.76 | 96% | 2019-04-10 |
| 3655. | 愛 ﻉ√٥ﺎ💜 (ksugia... | 68.73 | 97% | 2019-07-08 |
| 3656. | chiru (phenggot200darken) | 68.71 | 96% | 2020-09-05 |
| 3657. | SpitaliaVI (benjy1232) | 68.70 | 95% | 2018-05-05 |
| 3658. | Boon (slingy17) | 68.69 | 96% | 2019-12-03 |
| 3659. | Latech064 (latech064) | 68.69 | 96% | 2018-03-11 |
| 3660. | Romil (aidag) | 68.69 | 96% | 2018-09-29 |
| 3661. | Max (tehbomb123) | 68.61 | 98% | 2020-12-14 |
| 3662. | Valtsu (copywriter) | 68.60 | 96% | 2019-11-04 |
| 3663. | Vašek (blazeva) | 68.55 | 98% | 2018-03-15 |
| 3664. | Musebrot (rennfahrer_musebrot) | 68.51 | 97% | 2019-12-16 |
| 3665. | George (k3kk) | 68.51 | 96% | 2018-08-21 |
| 3666. | cool guy (nunzstaa) | 68.51 | 94% | 2018-09-01 |
| 3667. | Randy (papigrande_) | 68.50 | 96% | 2020-04-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |